Yaya Sexy Thai (Yaya Thai Girl 69), Farnborough

[Dead Wood]

I am happy to confirm there is a punting god.

The last 12 months of punting for me – which include Spain and Bangkok, then my usual stamping ground of central London and the home counties – have been entirely unremarkable.  While Bangkok was a riot, the actual punts were nothing special.  I was then out of action for several months with an injury, and since then – dullsville.

For a punt to really work I need to feel 100% commitment from the girl – plus snogging, fingering, and sweaty fucking on tap.  I got all this and more today.  Yaya's online profile says she doesn’t offer the ‘GFE’ – but this is what she gave me.

She is your classic UK based Thai hooker, indeterminate age, nipples you could hang your coat on, no tats, slim, very short and pretty enough for me.  Highlight of the punt was her on all fours, presenting her pretty undercarriage for a vigorous tongue lashing from yours truly.  Bliss.

The usual ‘four floors of whores’ venue in Farnborough.  I got lost on the way out – it is a rabbit warren.

£80 for 30 minutes plus £20 for DFK.  Pricey, but I seemed to get OWO thrown in for free. 

I found her through Viva Street:

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I’ve never been near Viva Street before.  TBH I don’t really know what Viva Street is.    I must have arrived at this URL through UKP, but I can’t remember how.  Clearly, the cognitive decline is setting in.  Anyway, thanks to whichever UK punter signposted me. 

It turned out today was her last day in Farnborough.  Off to South London next, she said – somewhere called ‘Congleton’.  Which I subsequently looked up, and which is near Manchester.   

[GingerNuts]

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[Dead Wood]

Good work, GN.  A touch of the 'Joe Bidens' on my part.

She is a great punt. 

 

[HappyLB1974]

She Is one of best I’ve seen ever. 7/10 looks/body wise. But what a service 👌👌

[HappyLB1974]

I’d marry her yesterday! 🤣🤣

[Dead Wood]

I schlepped down to Portsmouth earlier this week to see Yaya again – another super sexy session of snogging and sucking.  My back went ‘pop’ just as I started smashing her in doggy, which did rather fuck up the second half of the punt.  Which for me is the shagging part.  The joys of geriatric punting.  She’s off to Finchley next. 

I walked from Portsmouth and Southsea train station to the row of shops above which Yaya plies her trade.  I mean…what a shit hole.  Hellish, gloomy apartment blocks which looked like they had been cloned in Soviet Russia.  If you live in the equivalent area in London - maybe somewhere like ‘Willesden Green’? - at least in 20 minutes you can be on Oxford Street.  But if you live in these flats, I guess you are fucked.

 

[Kimeen]

Thanks for the review mr wood. I agree she is great.

[sunbunny]

Very perceptive appreciation of Portsmouth.

[Dead Wood]

Another fantastic session of snogging/sucking/shagging with my favourite Thai hooker.  This time in Waterlooville (not quite JSL Mansions - see previous).

I am beginning to see why all those randy middle aged bald blokes head over to BKK to snag themselves a little Thai bride.  If this lady was waiting for me at home - rather than the current Mrs DW - my life would be very different.  For starters, there would be a HUGE amount of shagging. 

Nice, anonymous flat, easy access.  Crap bed.  £80 for 30 mins, DFK and OWO included.  Yum yum.

She's off somewhere else on Sunday.