The following is a contribution I made to a website called the World Sex Guide in 1998
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Date: Wed, 6 May 1998 02:07:35 +0100
Subject: GLASGOW
GLASGOW, Scotland, United Kingdom.
Move over Edinburgh, here comes GLASGOW - Scotland.
The Carlton club, Carlton place (on the banks of the river clyde in the
city centre.) (0141) 429 ****
I have visited a number of saunas in Glasgow (I will print the names and
telephone numbers at the end of this article) and this is my first time
in writing an article of this nature. I am focussing on one sauna, but I
will, in the future, write about others. I would like to point out that
I have no connection - other than being a customer - with the Carlton
club.
Although this is called a club, there is no membership - anyone can walk
in off the street. I first heard about them by reading an advert in the
yellow pages. (They dont advertise in THE SPORT). I made a phone call to
make sure that it was the type of place that I wanted to go to - I
didnt after all want to go to a club where old blokes in striped ties
sat around all day drinking Pimms and lemonade and talking about the war
and how the younger generation dont have a clue how tough things were in
the good old days.
The club is situated in a splendid old Georgian building in Cartlon
place, on the South Bank of the Clyde and within 100 yards (metres) of
the City courts, but dont let that put you off.
I have been going to the Carlton for over a year now and this is what I
recall of my first visit.
The first thing I saw when I walked in the place was the reception desk.
Standing behind it was - surprise surprise - the receptionist. She was a
very cheerful, but not very pretty girl of about 25. She told me what I
had already found out by phoning them - that it was fifteen pounds for
a half hour, eighteen pounds for forty five minutes and twenty pounds
for an hour. I booked an hour session and immediately told her that I
was a newcomer and asked for a tour.
Just to the right of the reception, and behind a wooden partition was
the lounge where the girls sat. The receptionist asked one of the girls
( I cant remember her name) to give me the tour. I was given a towel and
a large pouch/purse type keyring with a locker key attached. The girl
showed me to the changing room - carpetted with around a dozen six foot
high lockers, each containing a towelling bath robe. There was a couch
and a small table with a hair dryer on it. The girl then showed me to
the steam room, sauna and showers. To get to them we had to walk through
a very well furnished, but rather dark TV room. The TV was showing
regular programmes. I was told that the cabins were downstairs.
Upon asking I was told that I could use the sauna and steam room and
showers for as long as I wished and when I was ready just to go back
through to the lounge at reception. So after a shower I went to the
lounge. The girl that had showed me round asked me if I wanted a drink.
I asked for a coke, which she went and got from a machine (no charge).
She then introduced me to firstly herself and then to the three other
girls who were working.
It was around six oclock in the evening and all of the girls had long
evening dresses on. Some had low cut necks (the girls with the big tits
were wearting these) and some had splits up to the thigh.
All of the girls were pleasant, pretty, young and white.
The girl that had given me the tour and the drink was a tall leggy
blonde with nice, medium sized tits. One girl was sitting putting on her
make up. She was around 27 and had long curly black hair. There was a
young blonde girl (called Sam) with the most amazinig tits. She was 19
(I found that out on my next visit when I chose her.)
The girl that I chose was called Michelle. I dont know why I chose her
over the rest but I have no regrets, indeed, I went back to her a few
times later.
Michelle and I walked past reception where the receptionist told
Michelle that I was booked in for an hour. She showed me down stairs and
took me in to one of the cabins. The cabin was fairly brightly lit ( I
just hate it when you go in some place and it is so dark that you cant
see what you are doing. If I wanted to be in the dark I would have went
on a ghost train). There was a semi circular bed with the obligatory
towel fan folded in the middle. Every wall and even the ceiling was
mirrored, giving the impression that the bed was actually round. There
was a TV which was switched off and there was a bathroom containing a
jacuzzi and a shower.
Michelle told me to relax and she put on the TV. A porno movie came on.
Michelle then said that she would be back in a minute and left the room.
(Where do they go when they do this?)
I lay there looking at my fat body in the mirror on the ceiling and
tried not to get a hard on watching the movie. A few minutes later
Michelle came back. She knelt up beside me on the bed and asked if I
wanted talc or oil. I will spare you the idle chit chat that went on and
cut to the chase. She asked me if I had been before. When I told her
that I had not she asked if I had been to any of the other saunas. I
told her I had and then told her which ones. She then asked me if there
was anything else she could do for me. I asked her what was on offer and
she proceeded to tell me The Menu.
Hand relief twenty five
oral thirty
sex forty
A bit of everything fifty.
I opted for a bit of everything.
She then got up and washed the talc off of her hands and then took off
her dress. She was very young looking - and I mean VERY young looking.
She told me she was twent four, she looked about seventeen with no fat
hips. Perhaps that was what attracted me to her. She had no tits
whatsoever and a very slim waiste. She played with my cock - touching it
with fleeting soft touches - and running her nails gently along the
hairs on my thighs. She leant over and literally blew on my cock. It
didnt take long before my twelve inch solid member was pointing skywards
(who is writing this anyway, you or me? What is wrong with a little bit
of exageration now and again?) OK, so I got a hard on. Michelle
produced a condom and put it on. She then started to suck my cock. She
had really short hair which never obstructed the view. Not only was I
getting a smashing blow job, but I had a perfect view of it, not only
from full on, but also in the myriad reflections due to the mirorred
surroundings. I was really enjoying this, but I did not want to shoot
too soon, so I asked Michelle if I could give her oral. She said yes.
She lay back on the bed with her legs apart. She obviously played on the
youthful look, for her pussy was shaved bare. Not a single hair to be
seen.
Now how many of you out there have licked out a girl from a massage
parlour and been rather put off by too much fish?
Not a problem with Michelle. She had obviously had a shower since her
last client for she smelled and tasted very clean.
I should have been a gynaecologist for I just love licking and fingering
pussy, especially ones like hers. Not only was it smoothe and bald, but
was quite small. Two fingers was the most that I put in. It was heaven.
I kept this up for about fifteen minutes. Michelle shut her eyes and
moved slowly and gently with the occassional moan. OK, I know she was
probably putting it on, but it made me feel useful.
After a while I told her that it was her time to do some work and that I
would like her to go on top. This she did wonderfuly.
What a pleasant was to spend an hour.
So that was my first visit.
As I mentioned above, I went with Michelle a few more times on
subsequent visits. I want to tell you about other times there. I dont
want to spend too much time going in to detail about the girls because
there is a relatively high level of staff turnover. Instead I just want
to give you a feel for the place.
One of the girls that I went with a few times was the blonde girl I
mentioned above. Her name was Sam and one day when I was with her I
asked her if she had any toys with her. She had.
She produced a bag which contained love eggs, slim and thick vibrators
and a massive strap on dildo. There was also a few packets of batteries
and a tube of KY jelly. Sam certainly enjoyed using these toys. She
spent ages with the vibrating egg on her clit and told me to stick my
fingers right up her pussy so that I could feel the vibrations as she
came. This was no pretend orgasm. In fact she loved it so much that we
lost complete track of the time. I went in at nine oclock for a one hour
session and it was half past eleven when we left. I was asked to pay an
extra tenner at reception for staying so long, but this was worth every
penny. Sam never asked for any more than the sixty pounds we agreed,
although she did say that it should have been a hundred, but because she
had such a good time then sixty would do.
One other girl that I was with (Donna) on another ocassion certainly
knew her stuff. She could such a dick (without a condom initially) till
it was throbbing and then mount it and fuck up and down on it so
gracefully. Indeed, I was in another sauna only a couple of weeks ago
(Parkgrove House - see below) and I got exactly the same treatment. It
turned out that the girl (Margaret) is Donnas sister.
Small world.
Well that concludes my first article to this site.
I often thought it funny that there was no page for Glasgow because
there are plenty of places to go.
I have listed a dozen saunas and massage parlours that I know of in
Glasgow. I have only personaly been to six of them (the first six) and
have never set foot in the others. Perhaps if someone out there knows
what they are like they can do what I have done and write about them. I
can recommend the Carlton, but it could be that you have been to another
place in Glasgow and been ripped off, so why not spread the word and let
someone learn from your mistake?
GLASGOW SAUNAS
Blythswood Sauna, York Street Glasgow.0141 204 ****
Venus sauna. Sandyford Place Lane 0141 221 ****
St Enoch Club, Howard street 0141226 ****
Tropical Palms Holland Street 0141248 ****
Parkgrove House. Opposite the Lorne Hotel 0141 334 ****
The Carlton, Carlton Place 0141429 ****
The following I have NOT been to.
The Royale 32 Granville Street 0141221 ****
Hydepark Sauna, 150 Hyd3epark street, near the old Daily Record
Building 0141221 ****
Oasis Sauna, Bath Street (city centre) 0141 332 ****
Aquarius 6a Park Quadrant 0141 332 ****
Femmes. Victoria Road 0141423 ****
20 Brunswick Street (lane at Clydesdale bank) 0141 552 ****
Thanks for reading
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