When: November
Where: Poole
Duration: 1 hour
Cost: £120 +FK £10, OWO £10, Anal £30
Age: Probably late 30’s/early 40’s
External Link/Members OnlyHad the opportunity to punt but first choices weren’t available. Should have left it at that but dick was doing the thinking especially when I saw Lydia was available and offers anal for £30. Didn’t have time to look at reviews, which I should have done. Sent her a text asking availability and whereabouts. Got a prompt reply giving full address and postcode minus flat number. On arrival pinged off a text that I was here and clear instructions given to flat.
The Girl: I think it is her in the pictures on AW as her tats seem to be the same from what I can remember but facially and bodily she looked totally different, but not in a good way. Personally I didn’t find her attractive, skin not great either. Pictures on AW either heavily Photoshopped and / or 20 years old as she looks a lot younger in the pictures.
Anyway, usual hiding behind the door, was wearing a pink sparkly bra and g string set with sparkly red heels. Hallway very dark so didn't get a good look at her at this point. Led me up to the bedroom which was quite dark as well and agreed fk (shouldn’t have bothered as none received), owo and anal. Handed over the money (foolishly paid for an hour) and she stashed the cash while I got undressed. She then opened the curtains to let a bit more light in and put her hair up and that’s when I got a proper look at her.
She told me to lay face down on the bed and she would give me a massage. This though, was a massive time wasting exercise as all it consisted of was pressing lightly on my back, and legs. No cc swipes or reach unders. No massage at all to speak of. She smeared me with baby oil and just as I was about to call a halt she began rubbing her boobs all over my back. I tried to position myself so I could have a bit of a feel but hands were pushed firmly away. This went on for what seemed like ages and I suggested that we finish but was told abruptly to lie still and not turn over until she had wiped off all of the baby oil which again seemed to take ages. She could tell I was getting fed up so on the turn over started owo. She was sucking and yanking so fast trying to bring me off as quickly as possible so had to call a halt. She reached over an grabbed a condom and rubbered me up and said she wanted doggy. She laid there motionless, shouting for me to "come, baby, come". After barely 30 seconds of pounding her pussy she pulled away and then poked my cock up her arse so I hammered it home before filling the bag, thinking well, this is what I've paid for. Off with the rubber with an ok, that's it, finished attitude. About 40 minutes had gone. She wanted to waste time with a crap massage and then get done as quickly as possible and probably on to the next punter. Got dressed and left. Just wanted to be done with it.
Misleading pictures on AW, abrupt, non-friendly attitude, mechanical, not sensual, crap massage, no fk which was paid for, and wanting to get the job done as quick as possible.
Would I return: Definitely not.
