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Author Topic: Samya FKK, Cologne – Wunderbar!  (Read 8674 times)

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Firstly, big thanks to Jerboa for his previous excellent posts (selection below) on the NRW region and Samya club in particular.

Links:

http://samya.de/ or English translation – http://translate.google.com/translate?depth=1&hl=en&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dsamya%2Bclub%2Bcologne%26biw%3D1920%26bih%3D953&rurl=translate.google.co.uk&sl=de&u=http://www.samya.de/gallery/index.php

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It was very much based on Jerboa’s reports that when choosing where to go for a long hedonistic European weekend break, I decided upon Cologne as my ideal destination.

Friday

Having read Jerboa’s reports I decided it would be a good idea to arrive early evening and get a couple of sessions in before it got busier in the evening and rooms perhaps became unavailable. I therefore arrived 5pm. I was greeted by a good looking brunette girl on Reception who asked if I had been before and upon saying no, she quickly gave me the low down, so to speak, and that 55 girls were booked in for tonight :yahoo: After paying 50 Euro’s entry I was given a gown, a towel, a pair of sauna sandals and a key to a locker to change – No. 69  :P

Went downstairs, got changed had a shower (even though I didn’t need one) and emerged only to find a girl (Hanna) who quickly canoodled me and started kissing me etc. Nice start. Although she tried to engage me further I thought it best to get my bearings, mingle a bit and take my time so upstairs I ventured to the main bar.

Having got a drink I was quickly joined by a very petite and good looking girl by the name of Carla who proceeded to flirt and fondle me very nicely. Again, although very tempted, I thought it best to survey the rest of the scene. After similar approaches from another couple of girls I decided to sit down to the left of the bar where I was joined by Miky. Miky quickly engaged me in conversation and a bit more, so it wasn’t long before I was taking my first trip to one of the rooms (No.34).

Miky

Spanish, Sexy size 10 with good legs, dyed blonde hair with brunette roots, prominent tattoo on her back, probably 21-25.
Services – Engaged in some LFK, OWO, RO, Fucking (mish, cowgirl, doggy and back to mish for big finish with some passionate DFK thrown in. Close on 30 mins, 50 Euros. Great value Fuck.

Returned back to shower, bar to freshen up. Eying up my next intended conquest I took a seat opposite the bar to the left where I was very taken by Melly.
   
Melly

Hungarian, Sexy size 8 with a cracking petite body and a face that was at least 80% Kiera Knightly. Really cleve,r easy to talk to marketing student who spoke excellent English, probably aged 18-22. Fuck I was horny for her, so quickly whisked her away (Room 30 something).
Services – LK, OWO, RO (which she loved and came), Fucking (same positions as with Miky) and then OWO/HR to finish with a spurt. Must have been bang on 30 mins. 50 Euros. Fantastic Value. P.S. She’s a good dancer too.

Returned back to shower, bar to have a couple of beers and a bite to eat (very nice Lamb and Rosemary stew, fragrant rice and some succulent grilled chicken washed down with beer). Once digested I returned to the bar and after weighing up quite a few options I sought out Bria.

Bria

Fucking sexy Turkish girl, who was dancing very seductively near the bar. Gorgeous face, framed by wondrous wet tousled black locks (think Lisa Bonet in the film Angel Heart (I often do), pert upstanding tits and a body to die for, probably 25ish. Retired to one of the better rooms upstairs # 3 I think (same room as photos of her on the site).
 
Services - Good FK with tongues, great deep OWO, RO (she loved and came) Fucking (same positions), OWO + great HR with me guiding her hand and movements before shooting a fountain of spunk in the air. Another awesome 30 mins for 50 Euro’s. Best fuck of the night. Think she offers additional services.

Back to shower, water, beer, coffee drill and then saw a girl who I had seen in the showers a couple of times who seemed popular, cleaned and scrubbed up well and looked damn sexy.

Haifa:


Said she was Turkish and after my experience with Bria, I was excited by the thought although I suspect she was probably Romanian. Size 6/8, 18-21. It was a choice between her and her friend Delina. I really should have gone with Delina who had been giving me the eyes and flirting for some while but when I came to chose, Delina looked tired so I made off with Haifa.

Bad mistake. She was lame to begin with taking ages to lay down towels, keeping her back to me and then suggesting I lay down whilst I was trying to engage in some kissing and foreplay. Before I knew it, she had produced a big red sock of a condom, dreadful OW barely lowing her tongue or mouth below my head. Decided to suggest RO, again dreadful as she put her fingers down as a V and just pushed up the outer lips of her pussy, so then suggested fucking only for her to keep her fingers down below and only allow the head of my cock to penetrate her, she didn’t loosen up a bit despite me trying to ease her fingers away. I said this isn’t working. I think I’m going walk. She said no we try again yeah, you have good time lamely, but I’d had enough and said sorry, but you’re making no effort and I’ve had enough and stormed out, 10 minutes after starting. Initially I went downstairs and then I thought I better go and speak with reception. I spoke to the girl there and quickly rambled my annoyance and the fact that I don’t think I should pay, when she passed me over to the main guy on the door who asked me to explain slowly. I told him I had just had a terrible 10 minutes, she was the only girl to do OW when he interrupted and said “no…..” before verifying with Haifa who didn’t say otherwise, so he just said “No money” and “You know the rules” to the girl.

She slouched away leaving me to thank him and commend him for the rest of the evening’s entertainment. He said no problems and introduced himself as Izhe (pronounced Easy). Rather than stay any longer and walk back to the bar where the girl would have probably slagged me off to her coterie, I thought it best to leave. Besides it was 3am by now  :lol:
 .
Shower, change, handing back of locker key, call for taxi and 2 minutes later I was whisked away to reminisce, on what had been a great experience, despite Haifa. 

Sunday:


After spending a day recovering etc. I decided to spend a leisurely Sunday back at Samya. Arrived shortly after opening 1.15pm. Advised only a mere 42 girls booked in for today. ;)

After a short while, Carla approached me as she did Friday and this time I wasn’t missing out as I never saw her again on Friday, so I guessed she must be popular.

Carla:


Gorgeous Romanian/Italian girl, petite 5’ 0”, Size 6 girl. Cracking tanned and toned body with roundish Romanian gypsy face. Said she was 28, but didn’t look a day over 21. Decided to whisk her away and she chose one of the better rooms upstairs (with a Jacuzzi – No. 1 or 2 perhaps).

Services – GFE FK, OWO, RO (another happy girl), Mish, Cowgirl, Doggy and a final hot pounding in Mish before cumming and snogging each others faces off. Fabulous bang on 30 minutes for 50 Euros, although she did initially try and mug me for more, before conceding graciously.

Decided to chill downstairs in the sauna area and Bria nodded for me to come over and lie on the bed next to her. She then gestured for me to push the bed nearer to her and then she snuggled up to my chest and we lay there chilling and canoodling for half an hour. Fluffy, but nice. As Bria was evidently tired, I made myself back upstairs and had some lunch (Bread, ham, cheese, smoked sausage, yoghurt and 3 beers (small, as is the custom in Koln).

After a while I caught sight of a perfect blonde piece and this time I made the moves and upon learning she was German whisked her away.

Cora:


German, 5’ 5”, platinum/flaxen blonde, cracking petite frame, booty of an ass and drop dead sexy 25-30 year old.
Services – LFK, good/deep OWO + licking of balls, no RO (whoops forgot to check before), good enthusiastic fuck. Looked and felt too damn hot in doggy and I shot my load. Slightly mechanical, but still a good 20 min session for 50 Euros.

More chill out sauna time, water, beer, coffee and then a lovely chat with Hanna who I had met Friday. Although not perhaps my usual type, Hanna was great company and we had a long chat about Manchester (where she once lived) as she delightfully played with my cock and balls and stared into my eyes.

Hanna:

Bulgarian, brunette dyed blonde, 5’ 2”, lovely mouth/lips/pointy tongue/smile, with sexy brown eyes, size 10, aged 22, good English.   
Services – DFK throughout, lovely sloppy wet OWO + licking balls, RO (she got very wet) and a very enthusiastic fuck in various positions. Finally got me off with some lovely HR. Best half hour of weekend. 50 Euros.

By now, I was fairly drained so decided to have some dinner (lovely Tortellini with Ragu sauce and Beef Bourguignon, Spatzle and mixed veg plus beer). After a couple of hours of recovery I sought out Luana.

Luana:


Sassy, sexy, Spanish girl (from Majorca), great dancer, 5’ 4” and probably 30ish but with a cracking toned body and a really nice girl to talk to. Retired to one of the upstairs rooms.
Services – Although incredibly sexy, Luana was sadly slightly submissive and lucklustre in the bedroom, certainly to begin with. She also produced one of those red sock condoms that instantly gave me bad memories from Friday. OWO, LK, RO (she come alive then), Fucking (but I was flagging), so some HR, before I wanked myself off over her tits as she splayed herself on the bed below me and played with her pussy. 20 mins, 50 Euros. Could have been a great session, but sadly was just average.

1am by now, so taxi home, and big thanks to Izhe again for a great weekend.

Positives:[/color]

- Absolutely fabulous relaxed club with 25+ gorgeous women each day (some seem to live there) to choose from.
- Marvellous heady Friday night and super chilled Sunday.
- Great VFM. You would spend 50 Euros a day drinking/eating in Cologne for the day, so you might as well do it at Samya. And 50 Euros (£40 at current Exchange rate) for 30 mins with some of these hotties is fucking outstanding value.
- No waiting time for rooms for me on both visits. Upstairs rooms are more spacious, but possibly reserved for the most popular/longest serving girls.

Keep an eye on:

- How long you are with a girl. When you go off to a room, the girl will write down the time in the log book at reception. They take it from the screen (which was wrong while I was there) and then sign back in when you finish. Check they write down the right time. I would guess that if you go over 30 mins, you run the risk of paying 75 Euros for 60 mins. It only became a slight matter of dispute with Carla in my 8 punts (and she went off to get condoms after signing in and before start of session) so just beware.

Unknowns:

- Most girls seem to offer all the services outlined above, but not sure how many offer extras. None advertised extras to me.
- 3 or 4 girls seemed to just be there for perhaps 1 particular client to turn up that day. Guess they have their regulars

Negatives:


- Smoking is allowed in the Bar from 10pm. With lots of EE girls, it was quite marked how much of a smoking den the bar became from 10pm onwards during both of my visits. At other times you would not guess there are 40+ girls there as many may be outside smoking. 

Overall Summary

- All in all, a fucking cracking VFM establishment which I would readily recommend and to which I will return again soon.
 

Any questions, feel free to ask.

password02

Excellent info - can you recall the total spend from start to finish including flights and hotel + taxi to and from club?

Offline Vivago

Excellent report Mr B.  I have been to Samya a few times and its one of my favourite FKKs.  Smaller than most clubs, this seems to add to the intimacy and it is friendlier than other FKKs.  Maybe this is because of the free bottled beer on offer. :D

When I've gone there, I've got a S-bahn tram from the centre of Cologne.  The club is on an industrial estate but only about 10 minutes walking distance from the S-bahn station.  Its better to get a taxi back to town when you leave as you will be exhausted  from shagging lovely girls and drinking good German beer. The receptionist will call one for you.  Can't remember the fare but its in the region of 15-20 euros.

Did you get a chance to shag in one of the outside sheds?  Well they are small chalets actually but it was like having it off in a garden shed.  They are used for overspill when all the rooms are full.

Samya is one of the better small clubs and with Cologne being so easy and cheap to get to, its the perfect introduction to the wonderful world of the FKK.

Cologne is interesting as well with its enormous brooding cathedral and roman remains.  Cheap hotels too.

Sounds pretty good! I've just got back to my hotel from a similar experience in Artemis in Berlin!

I'll review when back in Blighty!

 :crazy:

Offline Jerboa

Glad to hear you had a good time Mr B, going Friday & Sunday you missed the busy Saturday night, good points about a Saturday are lots of girls, but difficult to get a room, So you did well, you could of took a visit to Pasha on the day off, promoted as the biggest brothel in Europe.

As Vivago says you can take the U-bahn from the city centre, I have stayed in a hotel nearby in Rodenkirchen, at night a taxi from samya is about €20 to Köln Hbf, Samya is a great introduction to a German saunaclub.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Excellent info - can you recall the total spend from start to finish including flights and hotel + taxi to and from club?

Hi PW.

Return flight with German Wings was £72 including £10 booking fee. I booked a slightly more expensive 3/4* hotel in the centre - 180 Euros for 3 nights. Taxi fare from Samya to centre of town was 25 Euros including tip. As Vivago & Jerboa have said you can get a 2.80 Euro No. 16 S Bahn to Rodenkirchen from the Centre to save costs, but since Samya is in a slightly off the track industrial location, I would certainly recommend a taxi back. I doubt you will be leaving before the last S Bahn in any event  ;)   

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Excellent report Mr B.  I have been to Samya a few times and its one of my favourite FKKs.  Smaller than most clubs, this seems to add to the intimacy and it is friendlier than other FKKs.  Maybe this is because of the free bottled beer on offer. :D

When I've gone there, I've got a S-bahn tram from the centre of Cologne.  The club is on an industrial estate but only about 10 minutes walking distance from the S-bahn station.  Its better to get a taxi back to town when you leave as you will be exhausted  from shagging lovely girls and drinking good German beer. The receptionist will call one for you.  Can't remember the fare but its in the region of 15-20 euros.

Did you get a chance to shag in one of the outside sheds?  Well they are small chalets actually but it was like having it off in a garden shed.  They are used for overspill when all the rooms are full.

Samya is one of the better small clubs and with Cologne being so easy and cheap to get to, its the perfect introduction to the wonderful world of the FKK.



Cologne is interesting as well with its enormous brooding cathedral and roman remains.  Cheap hotels too.

Cheers Vivago and sorry to hear about your medical condition on another post.

I didn't get to shag in any of the outside sheds. To be honest I didn't know they were there - perhaps they have gone as part of the refurb or perhaps it wasn't busy enough ? I think the bottled beer may be a thing of the past too. The only beer (both alcoholic and non alcoholic) I saw was on draft.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Glad to hear you had a good time Mr B, going Friday & Sunday you missed the busy Saturday night, good points about a Saturday are lots of girls, but difficult to get a room, So you did well, you could of took a visit to Pasha on the day off, promoted as the biggest brothel in Europe.

As Vivago says you can take the U-bahn from the city centre, I have stayed in a hotel nearby in Rodenkirchen, at night a taxi from samya is about €20 to Köln Hbf, Samya is a great introduction to a German saunaclub.

Cheers Jerboa. I was tempted by Pasha, but I had enough difficulty picking between the 40+ gorgeous girls at Samya, without contemplating the thought of missing out on a potential wonder at Pasha with its 11 floors!

Offline Jerboa

Cheers Vivago and sorry to hear about your medical condition on another post.

I didn't get to shag in any of the outside sheds. To be honest I didn't know they were there - perhaps they have gone as part of the refurb or perhaps it wasn't busy enough ? I think the bottled beer may be a thing of the past too. The only beer (both alcoholic and non alcoholic) I saw was on draft.

Yes I think you're right, the sheds have disappeared, as they extended the club, they now have extra room down the side of the building now, the help yourself fridges have gone, now there is a proper bar, maybe it was a few months since Vivago was last there.

Offline Vivago

Over 2 years.  Been too long since I've FKKed, although I did get to Artemis last year.

Offline Jerboa

Over 2 years.  Been too long since I've FKKed, although I did get to Artemis last year.

Ok yes the club has grown since then, for the better IMO, maybe it's time for a return for you to Samya, to inspect the new build, and the build of various young half naked ladies. ;)

Excellent info and sounds like you had a great time! I was planning a visit to Cologne in March and now I know this place exists I'm going to have to give it a visit. Although I just went to have a look on their website and it appears to be down at the moment

Offline Jerboa

Excellent info and sounds like you had a great time! I was planning a visit to Cologne in March and now I know this place exists I'm going to have to give it a visit. Although I just went to have a look on their website and it appears to be down at the moment

Their site is working now, March in Cologne is a good time to visit.

Just had a look, it seems like an interesting place! What advice would you have for a FKK newbie?

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Just had a look, it seems like an interesting place! What advice would you have for a FKK newbie?

Allow plenty of time, take your time (especially for 1st punt), relax and fucking enjoy!

Offline Jerboa

Yes spot on, also as you walk into the club don't drop your jaw on the deck, and stare in shock at all the half naked girls, as you will be clocked as fresh meat by one of the club sharks, take your time and act like the fonz, if you pick a girl to fast another half dozen you like even more might appear, oh and don't wear your y-fronts under your robe.  :D

Good tips all these , love the fonz bit def gonna go in like that ...and defo no boxers on .
keep em coming boys

you will be clocked as fresh meat by one of the club sharks

This is the only concern I have, I'm in my late 20's but I'm fortunate/unfortunate (depending on how you look at it) enough to have a baby face and can barely pass for 21! It might make me seem like an easy target.

Great tips though  :thumbsup: much appreciated

Offline Jerboa

This is the only concern I have, I'm in my late 20's but I'm fortunate/unfortunate (depending on how you look at it) enough to have a baby face and can barely pass for 21! It might make me seem like an easy target.

Great tips though  :thumbsup: much appreciated

In theory at the Nrw clubs there is a no approach rule for the girls, this stops one girl after another pestering you to go room, but obviously you do get some girls who will still approach first, probably because they have worked at the Hessen clubs, you don't have any obligation to take them to the room, even if you've chatted for 5 minutes, just be polite and say maybe later.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Another tip for Samya at least. Well worth checking out the sauna area (same floor as you get changed) when sizing up future punts.

The girls nearly always use the showers next to the sauna and steam room, as opposed to the cubicles. Although, it might be off-putting to know a girl has just finished a punt, you will get a good idea of how well she cleans herself and scrubs up from taking a lie down on one of the beds opposite. Once showered, the girls tend to come out of the shower and moisturise and get ready in all their full glory in front of you. Believe me, seeing them getting ready is the 2nd best thing to getting them undressed.  ;)   

We known where to find you . Sounds like a great tip though.  I agree watching a girl get ready after a shower is fucking horny .

Offline slimjimmm

This might be a dumb questions... but is language a problem at all? I don't speak German, so would only be able to visit if English-only speakers can get by...

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

This might be a dumb questions... but is language a problem at all? I don't speak German, so would only be able to visit if English-only speakers can get by...

Most girls speak sufficient English - well more English than you or I speak German :rolleyes:

Offline slimjimmm

Thanks... In that case, I'll be heading to Samya soon!

I'm a bit shy, as would be a few others, shy or inexperienced, fear of travelling alone.

Wouldnt it be nice if a mini tour was organised by an experienced punter, just a thought




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