External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £70 for 30min (wasn’t offered my £5 back)
The place: It’s getting a bit faded now. Cobwebs and paint peeling. Could do with a little touching up.
The girl: Gorgoeus. Petite, the pics are accurate.
I wouldn’t waste your time or money. Very lacklustre service.
Can only have looked at me 3 times in the punt. Spoke less than 10 words.
The OWO was poor, started off with her attacking my old fella with wet wipes.
No kissing, rode me but with no enthusiasm, or energy. (This was only an hour after opening, by the way)
Made me cum by hand, but looked away and did it at arms length.
Left me to get dressed and left without even seeing her again.
Was back in the car 25min after I got out of it.
Recommend? No.
Return? No.