TLDR: At least someone else will hopefully benefit from this dire encounter and save themselves some cash.
AVOID THIS WOMAN AT ALL COSTSLink :
External Link/Members OnlyLocation : Woolwich/Plumstead
Phone number: 07388 474816
Price : Seventy quid for half an hour. Got 17 minutes.
In Erith on a training course with work, so looked around for some talent and found this one a few miles to the west.
Couldn't find any info on her, and the alternatives were crazy prices, not to my fancy or too far out, so decided to TOFTT.
Miserable effing cow, arranged for an hour at 9:30pm, but got away from work early, texted her to let her know, which she was fine with and managed to turn up at 9pm.
Despite being early, she still (thankfully as it happens) insisted on only half an hour, which saved me twenty quid. The only highlight of this visit.
Also, having met a few Hungarians, which she claims to be, I strongly suspect this one is actually Romanian and lying about her nationality. She even gives Romanians a bad reputation.
This one was SO bad, I'm not even going to waste time breaking down aspects of my visit as usual.
Let's look at the claims on her VivaStreet advert.
Claim: I am Dora a 50 year old naughty milf 😈
REALITY: Easy to believe she's older than 50, and those photos were taken at least 15 years ago before she ate all the pies. Not even slightly aluring, same woman just older and fatter, with a huge spare tyre and a hellish snotty and off hand attitude to match. You are NOT going to meet the woman in the photos. She's LONG gone.
Claim: I offer my high class unlimited services to you.
REALITY: I'd hate to experience her low class limited services.
Claim: I am beautiful and always ready to please.
No. No you're not. And no, you didn't.
And those tits have been enhanced badly - same size but rock hard.
Claim: I aim to make you feel at ease with my welcoming, down to earth personality.
REALITY: I'd feel more at ease in a police cell. I couldn't get out of there quick enough.
Claim: IM HERE TO OFFER YOU A GOOD TIME x
REALITY: It didn't happen. I doubt it ever does.
Claim: I LOVE TO BE A NAUGHTY WOMAN AND I LOVE TO BE MADE AND TOLD TO DO VERY NAUGHTY THINGS!
REALITY: Not particularly naughty and all the telling was from her to me.
Though to be fair, she is a woman, the only accurate part of her claim.
Claim: Hungry for crazy adventures, open minded girl ready to interact with nice generous guys who will be well looked after.
REALITY: The only thing she's been hungry for is chips, nuts, chocolate cake and pork scratchings.
Quite a gut on her that's MUCH bigger than the one in her photos.
Claim: I am friendly, and I offer the ultimate experience ❤️
REALITY: And I'm Kylie Minogue and can sing.
Claim: I have been told my service is a mixture of nice and naughty !
REALITY: Who told you this? Yourself ? Or maybe a customer who had just got out of nearby Belmarsh after spending 3 years sharing a cell as the fucktoy of a 400lb heavily tattoed biker ?
Claim: BUBBLY PERSONALITY 🤗
REALITY: I've seen more personality in a dead fish on a box of ice.
Claim: SHOWER FACILITIES 🧼 🚿
REALITY: No shower was offered. Asked if she had one: A curt "NO".
Claim: FREE PARKING 🅿️
REALITY: ...if you don't mind returning to your car on blocks. Grim house in a grim area. Should have walked.
Claim: BANK TRANSFERS 🏦
REALITY: DO NOT give this woman your money.
Claim: CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU X
REALITY: Could not wait to see the back of me. The feeling was mutual.
Tried to put the condom on before I was even hard.
Then hand around the base of my cock trick to stop me entering her more than 2 inches, no kissing, no touching.
"Have you cum yet" after 30 seconds. Every 30 seconds.
Only highlight was me wanking myself off.
Not sure what she expected putting 4" of towel under me, but I managed to splurge on her as she was sat opposite me (what a surprise), and the second shot went on her bed spread, which she went ballistic about and demanded more money, which she knew I'd got.
Told her to fuck off, which is totally not me under normal circumstances. Swiftly dressed in the minimum amount of clothes needed to get outside quickly and re-enter my hotel after the 20 minute drive back, and left as soon as possible before she could bring in the bloke who was evidently downstairs.
Out of there after 17 minutes and very happy to be back in the freezing cold night.
DO NOT give this con artist money under any circumstances.Definitely one of my worst punts ever.
All photos from her Vivastreet advert, 27th November 2024.
But she no longer looks like this and doubt she has for a very long time.
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