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Author Topic: Not so happy endings  (Read 2312 times)

Offline Marmalade

Would you like a wank by this?


Quite nice eh?

But how about this?


Not so sure?
But it's the 'same' woman: Mirandahappyending

This curvy 14 is there for you,  "IF U ARE LOOKING FOR A RELAXING TIME WITH VERY HAPPY ENDING, LINGHAM MASSAGE ( slow and sensual hand relief) and PROSTATE MASSAGE . . . "
Her services will cost you "£50 for half an hour or £100 for an hour." Not too bad for an oily wank perhaps.

Except oh dear, I bet some folk don't check the feedback . . . One established punter (who has good feedback from ladies I know, so not likely to be pishy) says:
"I hate hidden extras. £50 for the massage, £20 to cum. No mention of this on the profile! Therefore not value for money at all."

So it's £70 for a wank!!!!!   :rolleyes:  :mad:

Offline Jacob

On the first point it's amazing, then again perhaps not, how many Verification Pictures seem to be of another woman from the the person in the other pictures. I doubt it would be a happy ending for me at any cost on examining the second. Why not put a little more effort for the verification process, so many look strained which may tell another story of course.

I hate extras for anything, except maybe anal, as it says I don't like it in a lot of cases. Of course a Pro$$ie may argue that the basic price is more competitive and a bargain for those that don't want the extras but that rings hollow in my view when FK, OWO and worst of all RO are an extra.

This profile is a typical load of bollocks luring the unsuspecting into a situation where his brain function becomes secondary to his dick (Verification Picture aside). Just shows that as always we should ensure that we and the SP understand what is included before the cash is handed over, and even then the couldn't give a fuck brigade will still cheat you losing the power of speech etc along the way. Not a lot a reasonable Punter can do apart from warn the rest of us.

Offline MidlandsMaidens

The second photo looks like its been photoshopped

Offline ladyofthemansion

Accessing from Sweden....maybe she's on holiday.



Also, the negative comments are feedback only. No proof that she ever accepted booking from him.

Offline smiths

Having zero interest in massage or timewasting as it is with some WGs i avoid most that mention they offer any form of massage. I want to kiss have my cock sucked and shag, not a massage.

Offline eli69

I do wonder about some peoples standards sometimes. "not bad" as a xaecription of the first photo? Come on really?

Offline Jacob

Accessing from Sweden....maybe she's on holiday.
Also, the negative comments are feedback only. No proof that she ever accepted booking from him.

Maybe she only accepts if the wank goes well to avoid Negative. This has been discussed elsewhere.

I do wonder about some peoples standards sometimes. "not bad" as a xaecription of the first photo? Come on really?

The first picture posted by the OP has now been replaced, it is no longer on the profile. She's also moved north from Edinburgh to Aberdeen. Perhaps she flew, was blown off course and updated her profile from a smartphone whilst in Swedish airspace.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2011, 06:15:52 PM by Jacob »

I dont have a prob with her looks, but then I am into the school dinner lady look, but wouldnt waste money on a massage. She was actually advertising in the evening news for a while.

Offline softlad

but then I am into the school dinner lady look,

New one on me, what does the look consist of ?
My school dinner ladies were fat old bags, or am I missing the point ?

Offline Marmalade

One of the photos is showing a Scottish escort agency logo - not one I've used myself - on there she at least has the honesty to advertise her service as costing £70.

Whatever she paid the photoshop guy it was not enough, the guys a genius  :lol:

Offline eli69

Whatever she paid the photoshop guy it was not enough, the guys a genius  :lol:
I disagreoe this is just further proof that you can't polish a turd

I disagreoe this is just further proof that you can't polish a turd

Hey she still isn't my type in the first pic, but he did a hell of a job

Offline eli69

I don't think its been shopped. Just.a make over and hair do or wash

Offline TeenKylie

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I don't think its been shopped. Just.a make over and hair do or wash
Yes it's quite obvious she has just done herself up. And what about all the other positive feedback??

Offline eli69

Yes it's quite obvious she has just done herself up. And what about all the other positive feedback??

I can only say there there is no accounting for some peoples tastes/standards.

this is the reason I stopped taking any notice of feedback on pro$$ienet, as some guys would give rave reviews about a woman and when you get there and realize she is really not to your taste (to put it in a nice way). You then realize all this good feedback has come from dare I say ''desperate' guys



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