Emily’s Crème Brulee of Aldgate East – A case of less for moreExternal Link/Members OnlyCost: £140 for 30 mins
With 92 positive reviews out of 96, Emily’s Crème Brulee must be amongst the all-time greats of this forum.
I’ve had Emily on my AW hot list for a long time, but she was always out of my budget, and so she was never a priority punt for me until a fellow punter recommended her. That punter knows that without at least some adequate kissing, I cannot get aroused, even if the lady is a total stunner; and according to him, Emily would fit my criteria.
I visited Emily for a half-hour appointment early last month. I had great expectations from this legendary lady, and I was looking forward to this encounter.
I paid £140 for half an hour, and this is 40% higher than the maximum rate I pay. Yet, in terms of satisfaction, despite paying 40% above my budget, I came out 40% less satisfied than usual, and so
this was a case of getting “less for more”.Anyway,
here are the details of my punt:The location: A modern apartment block very close to Aldgate East station. The apartment was clean and well maintained, and it had the necessary amenities.
The girl: Emily is an attractive lady. The way in which she presents herself makes her look even more attractive. There’s no doubt that this lady is a well refined posh lady who is well mannered and who respects others.
The punt: Despite my usual pre-punt shower at the escort’s location, and my efforts to look and smell spotlessly clean, sadly I couldn’t fully enjoy my time with Emily.
Yes, Emily was very friendly, and we even laughed and shared some jokes, but when it came to our time in bed,
there was zero sexual chemistry between us for which Emily is not at fault.I am never forceful with kissing, and my style is to gradually progress from light kissing to DFK, and only if the lady is responsive, but here the response was the opposite.
By definition, French kissing is kissing that involves tongues, but is it still French kissing if instead of enhancing the whole kissing experience, one’s tongue is used as a shield to prevent deeper passionate kissing? Sadly this is the type of kissing I received from Emily.
Every time I made a slow gradual effort towards making the kissing somewhat passionate, out came Emily’s tongue to prevent my tongue and lips from advancing further. I felt as if via her tongue, Emily was saying “enough is enough, so now move back”.
Besides the unwelcoming kissing, Emily was totally unresponsive to my efforts at pleasing her orally. There weren’t even fake oohs and aahs as I was going down on her.
The whole punt was mechanical, and it seemed that Emily was expecting me to be some tall and handsome young man, instead of the 60 year old ugly man that I am. I could sense from the moment Emily saw me that she would be completely turned off with how ugly I am.
I did finish in missionary, but it was like I was having sex for the sake of having sex. There was absolutely zero mutual pleasure.
Conclusion: No doubt there will be comments to this review that will seek to convince me that escorts do not care about how good or bad looking a punter is, and that there might be some other reason for this sub-standard punt. Yes, that is true, as otherwise I would not have received DFK together with exceptional service from a handful of ladies that I have already reviewed. However, those ladies are exceptions, and Emily doesn’t seem to be one of them.
From my pre-punt exchange of messages, perhaps Emily was expecting a handsome hunk, only to get a huge disappointment when she opened the door. This sharp contrast between expectation and reality for Emily, is what set the tone for my punt.
I will still rate this review as positive, mainly because Emily was very polite, clean, presentable and most of all, not a clock watcher. During the punt, I asked Emily how much time I had remaining, and she said she did not know. This type of reply itself warrants a positive review.
The good news for punters is that the huge number of positive reviews for Emily, suggests that what I have said in my review will only hold true if the punter is challenging me for the title of the world’s ugliest man. For 99.99% of you better looking guys out there, you can be confident that you will have the time of your life with Emily.
