Too much to quote lot, but a couple of favourites from Q and A section:-
Q. Why did you not reply to my message?
A. Have you sent an informative introduction? In addition, I immediately delete/block members that send poorly written and constructed emails, this includes referring to me as "babe" (disgusting), and improper spelling.
Q. Why did you hang up on me?!
A. If you cannot be bothered to READ my profile (this includes addressing me by my NAME which is WITHIN my profile text, and NOT my adultwork username), then I am more than likely going to hang up without explanation- don't waste my time! Show some respect and read what little text there is first!
On other hand, she has got very fine legs, and from time to time I do fancy a bit of domming... so I expect i would be daft enough to book her if I lived nearby.