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Having read recent reviews here where people are happily paying £500 for a four hands massage or £700 for an escort, I came to the conclusion that it's all relative. So I have rated it positive based on how I feel about the whole thing.
I booked because last year I found someone calling herself Tantric Goddess who turned out to be mad as a box frogs, enormous fun and a great fuck despite not advertising this service. A small part hoped this might be a repeat performance but mostly it turned out exactly as I expected from the description in her profile.
The Girl: English, pretty in a girl next door kind of way, lovely ink work just above the pussy. The photos are her in an arty photo shoot kind of way, but she has a good body, natural shape not skinny not fat, pieced nipples and nose ring. Age wise, as per her profile. Smooth pussy with a large labia and obvious clit
Cost: As per her profile I paid £355 for a 90mins session. As I was new I had to pay a 50% deposit transfer. This and the overall cost is why I nearly gave it a negative and it will put a lot of people off.
Location: One of the many streets off brick lane, easy to find with clear instructions. Top floor up 4 flights of stairs(!). Looks like she lives there. The session is performed on a mattress on the floor, which has a canopy over the top with some low lights. Lots of Buddhist statues, yoga books and other things to add to the atmosphere. There is a screen dividing the area off from the rest of the flat all very well done.
The session: Entered, shoes off and lead into the living room. She was wearing a very thin almost shear robe that barely came to the top of her thighs and high heels she looked very sexy. She asked if I was ok being naked (yes) and if I was ok with her being naked (of course). Now both naked we sat crossed legged facing each other while she explained the usual tantric bollox etc. I do yoga and meditation in my civilian life so it was nothing new. She asked if I was ok with being touched and said that I could touch her in a respectful manner.
The Session then started with a 5 min meditation sat with our knees touching. I kept my hands on her lower thighs the whole time, this would be the closest I would get to touching. (I could have done that awkward reach round grabby thing while on my front but I hate that).
Next I lay on my front while the main part of the session took place. She used lovely warm oils, her touches we super sexy, pressing your pussy into my thigh, breasts frequently stroking across my back. She leaning in and whispered in my my ear empowering phrases quite a few times not really any reach unders but plenty of ball stroking. It was sensual not an actual practical massage.
On the turn she places a weighted eye mask on me (It's all part of the process of focusing on sensations). More oil and gentle stroking. She positioned my arms out of the way to the side, and since I really couldn't tell where she was touching was pretty much out of the question.
The HR was administered with her sitting between my legs her legs wrapped over my thighs, which if I could see would have been a great sight. Lots of positive power words etc then I came and she didn't stop but continued until I was properly spent.
Clean-up, nice chat and out the door. I was there for about 1h45m so a bit over the time.
*note* she has a clean bathroom, but I neither asked for a shower or was told to shower, so if you need to wash off the oil you will need to ask about shower options.
Again again? Difficult based on the cost, even for an hour when there are so many other options. She hinted at the beginning that there might be more access to her body with repeated sessions. So maybe one more visit at some point to test this.
Recommend? If money is not an issue and you like a fit english woman whispering powerful words into your ear while laying oily and naked on top of you this is your thing. If you just want a rub-a-dub-tug there are cheaper options out there.
FYI This is my review of Emily from the top of this post
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