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When: November 2024
Booking & Comms: I called and told her I was nearby and could be there in around twenty minutes. She said she was available.
I had a brief wait when I got there, before she sent me the full address. I confirmed what extra charges she had.
Location: Uxbridge UB8
The Girl:She is the girl in the pictures, but not as glammed up or Photoshopped as per a lot of the pictures. The most representative of her I’ve added below. She stands around 5’6”, fairly trim with a voluptuous arse and b/c cup titties with slightly proud nipples, medium long blonde hair (that was up in a bun). Full bodied, but nice and trim with little to no bodyfat.
Unfortunately she wasn't as well presented as the pictures, she had no makeup on and told me that she hadn’t time to prepare as she had been sleeping. She was smiling and upbeat and looked passable, so I proceeded with the punt. Her English is reasonably passable, you can more or less have a conversation with her.
The Fee £80 for 30 minutes. I asked about DFK on the phone and she said yes, if you are clean
. When I got there I asked about it and he said lip kissing. I asked about proper French Kissing, she seemed reluctant, but agreed. Then she told me it was “extra” £20, so I coughed up but made a point of saying I expected it to be good and plentiful.
Once she had the extra £20, she seemed happy about it.
The Punt No shower offered at the start or finish.
We stood up and I went straight in for some kissing, she was slow at first, but eventually we got some tongue action. Was stood mutually groping and I had a play and suck of her titties. Half-naked this continued. She kept suggesting that we get on the bed, but I said no I prefer to stand and continue to kiss and grope. The DFK was given reluctantly, and I found myself continually asking for it.
Eventually I agreed to get on the bed, then she offered me a massage. This was pretty lame; she doesn’t have much technique or skill, more a timewasting tactic I think.
I rolled over and she baby wiped my Cockney Sausage, then applied some oil and proceed to give the fellah a gentle massage. She then baby wiped him again, applied a different oil and started OWO. This was minimal and sensual, as opposed to getting me to cum type of sucking. She then put the condom on with her mouth and gave me a more vigorous BJ, going deeper and twirling her tongue.
Next she mounted me cow-girl, that’s my preferred starting position. She is quite tight, even with all the lube / oil.
She did that for less than one minute and asked me to fuck her doggie, but I declined and asked her to carry on. Another 30 – 40 seconds and she was asking again. I refused again and started pumping from below. She asked for a third time and seemed happy when I agreed to mount her from behind.
She positioned herself on the bed, bum arched up, face down and proceeded to push her bum out ready for me to enter her. Just as I entered her I got a nostril full of a cheesey whiff. I thought that once I got inside it would be OK, but to no avail. As I pumped in and out, there was a cheesey whiff rising from her back end. To be sure, I pulled out a bit and touched the condom and smelt my finger, yep cheesey.
To her surprise I dismounted and told her that there was a bad smell. She was either confused or in denial, so I showed her by pinching my nose and grimacing, as if to demonstrate there is a bad smell. She said it wasn’t her, but there was no denying it was. I removed the condom and wiped my hands using baby wipes.
I told her I can’t continue having sex with her and that she should give me some more oral. I lay on the bed and she gave me some OWO and hand relief. I asked if I could cum in her mouth, she declined but offered her tits up for my load. She wanked me, then I wanked myself until I coated her tits.
I had a clean-up, got dressed and was on my way.
Would I return / VerdictI originally thought of giving this review a low neutral rating, but as I’m writing this, I must accept that despite the girl being nice, pleasant and accommodating, there was obviously no preparation by her for the punt. I reckon she probably just got out of bed and hadn’t showered; this was early afternoon. She had not made any effort to put on an ounce of make-up.
Usually, I only give a negative where the girl is deliberately deceptive in her pictures, time or services, or her advertising or pre-punt comms, or if she short changes me once we agree the terms of the punt face to face. I class these as lying or theft, if serious enough, there is no option but to give a negative.
I usually give a neutral where the girl did her best, but she could improve on one or two points.
Upon reflection therefore I must make this a negative due to the poor preparation for both her appearance and hygiene, and for the rather lacklustre effort to provide DFK, for which I paid extra, and the little bit of time wasting massage.
These four strikes against her, are all in her control.
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