Author Topic: TS Luana Brazilian (aka Luana Castro) TOFTT - Birmingham  (Read 5512 times)

Offline Sirbop

TS Luana Brazilian (aka Luana Castro) TOFTT - Birmingham

Found her photos and videos shit hot! Been trying to see her for a year in London and could never meet her so decided to see her whilst in Birmingham for work. Was surprised no reviews on here but can see why now, maybe punters don't like to relive a bad experience twice? If so we need to change this approach guys!

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IG: julialatronico

Donation
£150 for 30 minutes

Comms
- She requested a photo before meeting (red flag) but stupidly I didn't stop here. I wanted to see her as been trying to meet her for a year in London. She's really bad at replying on time and following through with the meet in the past and I never managed to meet up with her.
- I happened to be in Birmingham for work and she appeared more available than in London so I jumped at the opportunity.
- Was texting off an old phone and didn't have the ability to send a photo, I explained and she eventually agreed to meet me.
- When we met I asked why she asks for photos, is it to check if the guy is black? As I know some SP don't see black guys - she said that's not why but that she wants to check if the guy is in a gang! I said "and you can tell from a photo if a guy is in a gang?". I think she was talking absolute shite to be honest.

Location
- A high rise flat near china town/gay light district in Birmgingham city centre with her boyfriend and one other girl. Her boyfriend tours with her and stays with her wherever she goes. They met on Tinder and she confirmed he gets very jealous of her work. I asked how she can have a bf in this job. She said she has two personas, one for work and one for her personal life. Thankfully didn't see the boyfriend.

Service Provider
Around 1.80m tall, very big frame and easily 85-90Kg
Goes to gym daily to keep that weight in check
Bit too large for my liking to be honest but has an amazing ass

The Meet
Her mouth stank of tonnes of cigarette smoke. I know she smokes weed but this was cigarette smell and bad breath
She didn't allow DFK or even FK, just a few light lip kisses, probably best for me.
Didn't allow me to touch her up and position her in any position, wanted to control the action much like prostitutes in Amsterdam - you can't touch them, they fuck you and you stay still - absolute bullshit experince.
She couldn't get hard (as per all her photos, limp cock she is holding up, when I met her cock was very much flaccid, she enjoyed oral and wanted more but didn't see the point as she couldn't get hard.
She would only do OW despite me asking for OWO, said she doesn't do it. Her oral was rough and fast, attempting for me to cum early.
I'm only active and she wouldn't allow me to position her in anything other than me lying down and her riding cowgirl. A mechanical and restricted experience. She wanted to make me cum and for me to leave ASAP.

Verdict
A mechanical, rushed and restricted experience, breath stank of shit loads of ciggies mixed with bad breath, only OW and wouldn't let me touch her up and position her. Only one sex position at her control. Shit experience and wish other people had reviewed her so i didn't waste my time and money on her.



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« Last Edit: November 20, 2024, 12:02:22 am by Sirbop »

Offline Juankerr

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Sorry to hear this Sirbop thanks for the informative review and TOFTT.  :hi:

I'd wanted to see her for ages as I think she looks stunning but the £150 for 30 mins had held me off.

Any idea who the other girl was?

Offline Sirbop

No idea man. I was so displeased I just showered and got out.

Offline James10

Thanks for saving me a few quid while she’s in Liverpool.

Online Flair99

Thanks for this review. Was halfway through booking a meet in Milton Keynes. Have dodged a bullet.

Offline Cheltclient

Thanks for the review. Sounds bloody grim though!

Offline thatsaint

thanks for the review, she's in Birmingham as Reddy now, glad I read this