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Author Topic: Funny lines in profiles  (Read 351 times)

Offline Qwerty

Couldn't resist sharing this:

"Hello if you have a craving to survive exceptional moments with me, feel free..."

:D

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Offline sam55

Couldn't resist sharing this:

"Hello if you have a craving to survive exceptional moments with me, feel free..."

:D

from https://www.adultwork.com/2715682 or https://www.adultwork.com/+Julie81+

Google translator has a lot to answer for.

Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch "My hovercraft is full of eels"

Offline raylondoner

"My nipples explode with delight!" (Python, M).


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