Bosoms

[RogerHealey]

OK so I've had a couple of Estrella Damms and feeling mischievous so how about seeing how many names there are for ladies' fun bags. It is Children In Need so if we can get to 30 and yours truly will donate £25 (surely there are tons and tons). Fill your boots, say as many as you can think. Aside from the 2 I've already given I'll share 3 favourites :

Waps
Whammers
Hooters

Only 25 more to go you lazy basts......

[alabama1]

Oh well, in for a penny, in for a pound....Norks !   

[superchamp]

Top bollocks.

[ProjectFun]

Knockers.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

"Assets" well thats what my mum called them!..

[Jumping Jack Flash]

Tits
Titties
Chebs
Bangers

[mr.bluesky]

Boobies

[alabama1]

Fun bags

[The0neAnd0nly]

Chesticles
Gazongas
2 babies fighting under a blanket

[RandomGuy99]

Breasts

Zeppelins

Mammaries

Tits

Titbits

Boobs

Boobies

Gazongas

Melons

Tits

Boobs

Rack

Bitties

Breasticles

Dumplings

Head lamps

Jugs

Jubblies

Knockers

Love Mellons

Milk Cans

Milk Shakes

Niblets

Peaches

Pointer-Sisters

Sweater Muffins

The Twins

Whoppers

Zoomers

[superchamp]

Breasts

Zeppelins

Mammaries

Tits

Titbits

Boobs

Boobies

Gazongas

Melons

Tits

Boobs

Rack

Bitties

Breasticles

Dumplings

Head lamps

Jugs

Jubblies

Knockers

Love Mellons

Milk Cans

Milk Shakes

Niblets

Peaches

Pointer-Sisters

Sweater Muffins

The Twins

Whoppers

Zoomers

You repeated tits and boobs. I just think you have an obsession with Bristols. 

[m4rmite]

Puppies

[elnukky]

Big heavies

Future back problems

[WASA38]

Bristols

[I like natural boobs]

Twin peaks
Busters
Jelly wobblers

[Punterperson1971]

Mammary glands
Airbags

[maxxblue]

Udders

Baps

Paps

Milk Monsters

Coconuts

Bazookas

 

[Blackpool Rock]

I turned up to see a girl who i'd seen many times before and she'd recently had some DD's installed, I referred to them as "Bad Boys" and she laughed saying she'd not heard that one before 

[FLYING BLUE]

Milkers

[mr.bluesky]

Bolt ons if they’re fake.

[RandomGuy99]

Sweater Puppies

[Thephoenix]

Spaniel's ears

[Blackpool Rock]

Spaniel's ears

What for Tits 

I've referred to large piss flaps as Spaniels ears 

[Thephoenix]

What for Tits 

I've referred to large piss flaps as Spaniels ears 

Definitely for tits. 
Must be an old saying. 







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[timsussex]

What for Tits 

I've referred to large piss flaps as Spaniels ears 

Spaniels ears - old saying for even older tits

[alabama1]

OK so I've had a couple of Estrella Damms and feeling mischievous so how about seeing how many names there are for ladies' fun bags. It is Children In Need so if we can get to 30 and yours truly will donate £25 (surely there are tons and tons). Fill your boots, say as many as you can think. Aside from the 2 I've already given I'll share 3 favourites :

Waps
Whammers
Hooters

Only 25 more to go you lazy basts......

I think we must have got to thirty mate. Are you as good as your word ? How will we know if you have donated £25 

[mr.bluesky]

What for Tits 

I've referred to large piss flaps as Spaniels ears 

Yes spaniels ears for droopy tits as in  "they hung down like spaniel's ears"
Large piss flaps I refer to as saddle bags.
 

[VladtheImpaleHer]

Heard this one yesterday...

Right Said Fred

( * Y * )

[WARSZAWA16]

I still like the old rhyming slang one of "threepennies" as in threepenny bits (tits). 

[RogerHealey]

I think we must have got to thirty mate. Are you as good as your word ? How will we know if you have donated £25 

Well, alabama1, ever the cynical provocateur! Good as my word? Yes I am pal, and yes I have. Just now. The total was £39,210,850 increasing briefly to £39,210,875. Feel free to do a tiny bit of good yourself. I have the the payment reference available to any enthusiast, or employee of the BBC if they want it.

And on a more cheery note, thanks all for indulging a bit of fun and pat your gutter-like minds (ahem, so to speak) on the back. You managed 58 (so far). My favourite was Pointer Sisters 

Sesame Street informs me that the letter B was responsible for bringing the most with 14. Shocker. And the letter Z stunningly managed 2, who knew.

Feel free to keep leaving more. Urban Dictionary and Roger's Profanisaurus (from Viz) are valuable to tomes to quench your eager and enquiring minds. Get to a 100 and alabama1 promises to behave 

[biker-boy]

Schnorks

[sparkus]

A disturbing lack of chebs in this thread 

Bosom itself is a good word as it implies a substantial pair eg. "A heaving bosom".  You never hear "She had a meagre bosom."

Bosoms works but is incorrect as it's singular, you wouldn't say "Racks".  But many say it now so it's stuck.

Rack is also a good word as it can be used to mention a small but perfectly formed pair.

[berksboy]

Balcony , as in look at the balcony on her.

[Iloveoral]

Schnorks

Is there a reason you haven’t contributed a review in over 6 years please matey?

[FLYING BLUE]

A disturbing lack of chebs in this thread 

Bosom itself is a good word as it implies a substantial pair eg. "A heaving bosom".  You never hear "She had a meagre bosom."

Bosoms works but is incorrect as it's singular, you wouldn't say "Racks".  But many say it now so it's stuck.

Rack is also a good word as it can be used to mention a small but perfectly formed pair.

Reply number 5;

Tits
Titties
Chebs
Bangers

Hope this makes you feel fulfilled again 

[sparkus]

Balcony , as in look at the balcony on her.

Not heard that in years.

I went to a goth night once and there was a BBW in a black dress with white face and her impressive cleavage well displayed. I was sat politely offering her a drink and she said "Come on dear, if you're that desperate to visit the balcony just say!"

[Steve1961]

Top bollocks

[Blackpool Rock]

Devils Dumplings, courtesy of Blackadder 

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[RogerHealey]

Devils Dumplings, courtesy of Blackadder 

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Absolute gold! 

[sparkus]

Top bollocks

As early 00s ubiquitous as norks.

I once said norks to an Aussie WG, on the assumption she'd know the term.  When I explained it and its origins she said it was a bit gross.

My using funbags in convo with a new love also didn't go down well either (or she didn't that night).