External Link/Members OnlySo, it's disappointing that my 100th review is a negative but it is what it is
This place has always been "hit and miss" and while I've had some great experiences here, I've also had some really poor ones.
Called in one day a couple of weeks ago, without booking, mid morning.
Girl on the desk seemed to recognise me ( but maybe that's a sales ploy). Shouted in Chinese up the stairs and( eventually) a sleepy looking fairly plain woman appeared. I think ( but recollections may vary) she was called Suzi.
Into the room. I was already suspecting a sub par service so opted for a half hour at £30.
Massage itself was ok, nothing special but not mediocre either. No cc swipes, accidental touches, no hint of any extras. While I know extras are
always available the lack of hints was disappointing.
Onto the flip and the offer came. I think she has poor English, as it was all done by gesture. I gathered she was offering b2b so I agreed and then her English kicked in: "You pay first". ( I understand why but still hate that).
Paid £40. Off came her clothes. So-so body, decent tits, bit of a tum.
No b2b in reality, she stood by the table and went at me like a jackhammer. Managed a fondle of the tits but the legs stayed resolutely clamped together.
Eventually the fierce hand work did it's job. Quick clean up, and out of the door, after 25 minutes.
I really need to stop returning here, the poor sessions are really off putting.
