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There was a brief discussion about this masseuse on here but no proper reviews that I can find, so I guess I TOFTT.
Date - 12.11.24.
Comms – poor actually. Didn't pick up the phone when you call. Texted her in the morning and she didn’t reply until after 3pm. I was hoping for a 4:30pm session that day. Luckily both of us were still free so it went ahead.
The girl – Photo is genuine. MILF in her mid to late 30’s I would guess. Bleach blond hair, nice make up with fairly cute face imo.
Lovely big round tits, they may be fake but they actually feel very soft and natural. Slight stomach but certainly not fat. Arse is nothing special.
Used to be a legit masseuse with her own salon but had to close it up and go over to the dark side. Qualifications are on the wall.
Not sure of her nationality but I think it might be Hungarian. Whatever it is, her English is perfect and easy to understand.
Price – bit confusing but she charged me £60 for a 30 min massage plus £20 for HR plus £30 to ‘touch her body’. On the link above it says £40 for half hour so I'm not sure how she works it out.
I realise this is more than you’d usually pay in some places but it’s worth every penny imo. Didn’t ask me to pay until after the event.
I noticed after the session that although I only paid for half an hour it actually went on for over 40 minutes.
Location – a small but clean massage room in her apartment (she lives there) above a shop near the high street in Bourne End. It’s tucked away a bit so I’d recommend looking on Google Street View first. You can park right outside the door and as it's surrounded by garages/buildings you're well hidden.
The action – knocked on the door and she answered normally (no hiding) wearing the professional massage outfit that you see in the photo. As she showed me to the massage room upstairs she apologised for being crap with the texts but she had to deal with some family issues which I won’t go into.
I stripped and assumed the position on the massage table. She came in and stripped off completely apart from her knickers.
She started the massage on my calves and worked on the sore parts while chatting away. She’s very friendly and very chatty so there’s no awkward moments. I felt relaxed in her company.
Very soon into it she spread oil all over my thighs and cheeks and began light CC swipes. For the next 15 minutes or so she alternated between massaging my legs and butt. It was light and sensual.
She then announced “Now for the fun part.” She focused completely on the lingam massage around the perineum which was great. After a few minutes of this she then asked me to raise my butt up so she could reach further under and she gently tickled my ball sack all around that area whilst also working on my hole, all the while I could feel her large tits sliding down my back. I reached out behind me and had a play. This continued for a good 4/5 minutes, much longer than I usually get in other places, she could see I was enjoying it.
After that she asked me to get off the table. She moved it to one side and put a firm mattress on the floor. I lay down on the mattress on my back and she then took her knickers off and began oiling up those huge breasts. She sat down on my leg with her oiled up pussy and started massaging my inner thighs with her fingers and gradually moving upwards, she had a lovely lingam technique which slowly got me from completely soft to rock hard. Watching her do this fully naked was a pleasure.
Once I was hard she began sliding her oily body up and down mine which felt amazing. I started rubbing her pussy but didn’t try to slip a finger in. A DFK at this point would’ve been perfect, but she doesn’t do it.
With her arm around my neck she then started some ‘slippery slides’ while her tits were rubbing on my chest. This was enough to take me over the edge, I didn’t last long and came all over her body.
Had a quick shower afterwards. Paid, chatted for a while and then left.
Summary: I really enjoyed this experience because it was so different to all the Chinese HE places where you feel like you’re the 28th person they’ve seen that day. I also prefer her routine to theirs. She's independent and not a high traffic operator (yet). She cares about the massage so it felt like much more of an ‘experience' compared to what I’m used to.
Services provided – B2B, HR, lingam
I did ask her if she offered anything else but sadly she doesn't. E.g. no OWO/RO or FS. I suspect she might be open to a titwank and possibly fingering but I didn’t ask.
I’m being fussy but the only downside is that she had a small dog that she’d shut in another room and it barked for the
entire time that I was there. Bit distracting during the quieter moments.
Would I return? Hell yeah. I'm already planning it.
I'll definitely stay for the full hour next time.
