Popular media on UKEscorting.com (free site!)

UKPunting is a free, independent and not-for-profit paid sex buyer site.




Author Topic: House of Divine  (Read 11058 times)

Offline Rstone

Hi guys,

First of all sorry if that was already covered ..  Using the search gives gazillions of post on "HOD" but couldn't find my info... So here gores:

HOD seem to be a well oiled machine, but how foes it work?

Where is it roughly (tube station) ?
What's the gig? You arrive there what happens?
Clean? Big? Lots of punters in the area?

All info welcome

Offline Urban_G

I went to HOD1 a couple of months ago, used to be about 5 mins from South Kensington. Seems to be in NW1 now.

You have to pre book, so then when you arrive the maid asks you who you came to see then the girl goes to the room with you. You pay her, she leaves and gives cash to maid while you take a shower or get undressed. She returns and you have some fun then you say goodbye and leave (maybe after another shower).

Simple as that, pretty much like any other parlour.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2014, 11:21:43 PM by Urban_G »

Offline StevenS

HOD 2 moves about a bit I think. Last time I went it was close to Victoria station. Same protocol as HOD 1.

Don't bother seeing cara. It's like having sex with Orville.

Offline webpunter

My tip is Valentina - see my review of her @ Ego in MK
Got to get to HOD sometime

Offline Rstone

I went to HOD1 a couple of months ago, used to be about 5 mins from South Kensington. Seems to be in NW1 now.

You have to pre book, so then when you arrive the maid asks you who you came to see then the girl goes to the room with you. You pay her, she leaves and gives cash to maid while you take a shower or get undressed. She returns and you have some fun then you say goodbye and leave (maybe after another shower).

Simple as that, pretty much like any other parlour.


Thanks

How are the venues ? .. Before I get slaughtered: not looking to know if rooms have individual climate and humidity controls... But if it's clean, with clean unused towels ... That sort of things...

Offline Urban_G


Thanks

How are the venues ? .. Before I get slaughtered: not looking to know if rooms have individual climate and humidity controls... But if it's clean, with clean unused towels ... That sort of things...

I also went to HOD in Maida Vale last year. Both venues I've been to were nice and clean as you'd expect from an establishment as well known as HOD. They're not grotty, shabby parlours so I don't think you'll be in for any nasty surprises.

I've not been to the NW1 / Victoria venues but I can't see why they'd be any different.

Offline kong

can someone give me a postcode or approximate area for the new HOD1 location? (need to check if it's walking distance from work)

Offline mrhappypants

I have been to HoD twice, one to each London location.  You will as a general rule get short timed;they mess around with the clocks so you do not get your full allotted time.

HOD 2 moves about a bit I think. Last time I went it was close to Victoria station. Same protocol as HOD 1.

Don't bother seeing cara. It's like having sex with Orville.

Especially when Keith Harris keeps getting in the way....

Offline Urban_G

can someone give me a postcode or approximate area for the new HOD1 location? (need to check if it's walking distance from work)

It's a 5-10 minute walk from South Kensington tube. If you read this thread or looked up HOD website you could see that for yourself :rolleyes:

Offline Clooney

I have been to HoD twice, one to each London location.  You will as a general rule get short timed;they mess around with the clocks so you do not get your full allotted time.

Why the fuck do they do that?

Firstly, how much can you shave off a punt pullin that trick? 10 minutes max? I know it adds up, but long term it is poor practice, because word gets round as we are seeing here. It is the thing that stops me going there. I pay for an hour, I want around 50 minutes in the sack, maybe 5 minutes either side for formalities and a shower.

It is really short term thinking that. As it stands they are known for having good girls (as far as I can see) but a poor management of the experience. Those things considered, no matter how good the girls are, the shitty management an short timing is not enough to make me break from my regulars.

It's bollocks.

Offline Urban_G

I've been to HOD 3 times, the most recent just a few days ago. Never had any hint of time fixing or time wasting :unknown:

Offline Clooney

Really?

As I said, I don't know because I've been out off by more than one mention of it having happened, so I'd be interested in some further opinions in this, in the name of either adding balance or confirming rumour.

Anyone else care to chip in?

Offline Goofy85

I've been once. A sneaky trip during my lunch break at work and I didn't find there to be any timing shenanigans. There was a clock in the room, so I made sure to keep an eye on it.

Offline raylondoner

I was at HoD2 last Tuesday and saw the amazing Gina - my first visit to HoD since the sad departure of Pixie.

No sense of clock watching this time or in any of my many visits in the past to other HoD locations

Offline smiths

I have been to HoD twice, one to each London location.  You will as a general rule get short timed;they mess around with the clocks so you do not get your full allotted time.

When HOD 2 was at Maida Vale the clock had a habit of going forward swiftly, the dodgy maid or the pimp fixed it. Always best to take your own watch and ensure the WG sees and hears you say what time the punt started at in my view.

Offline smiths

Really?

As I said, I don't know because I've been out off by more than one mention of it having happened, so I'd be interested in some further opinions in this, in the name of either adding balance or confirming rumour.

Anyone else care to chip in?

If HOD think they can get away with low life tactics like cheating punters out of their paid for time they will do so. They and the WGs want to cram as many punters in per day to maximise their takings so 10 minutes here and there could mean craming another punter in per day.

Offline kong

It's a 5-10 minute walk from South Kensington tube. If you read this thread or looked up HOD website you could see that for yourself :rolleyes:

isn't it near euston now??

Offline shyguy

Having been going to HOD in the various locations for the past 3 years to be honest i have never had a issue with the time keeping. Yes sometimes you do get asked to wait 5-10 mins as they have been running a bit late due to one punter at some time during the day arriving late, but this time is always added at the end.

HOD does a few faults in their descrption of girls and maybe some of the services on offer, but this is one thing i cannot fault them for...

Offline Mike Oxhard

It is starting to look like the people that can go regularly get looked after with the proper time given, and the less regular/newer clients get short-changed to allow the regulars that privilege??

Being an infrequent user I find I am one of those that might have to wait an extra few minutes for the girl to finish with someone, yet the booking always seems expected to finish on the original time. I guess it's luck of the draw.

Offline The_Don

When HOD 2 was at Maida Vale the clock had a habit of going forward swiftly, the dodgy maid or the pimp fixed it. Always best to take your own watch and ensure the WG sees and hears you say what time the punt started at in my view.

Not been to HOD and have been thinking about it but some comments have put me off. I've used the watch and pointed to it, on some punts. If I feel that its going to happen.

I've been to their set-up in Milton Keynes around 10 times... never had an issue with time cut short, even from the first visit...and only allowed to overrun by a few mins once or twice...I think they run a tight ship in terms of timing/schedule so any dilly dallying is time lost.. There is more chat about this on the other site under MK.. Not sure about the London HOD operation but its sort of refreshing to book a time and they keep to it...and their Romanian's are nice to... ;)  i.e. Tina/Pam

Offline Pitvipper

Are either of the HD locations close to Canary Wharf? New to London and will be traveling next week.

Offline Jerboa

It is starting to look like the people that can go regularly get looked after with the proper time given, and the less regular/newer clients get short-changed to allow the regulars that privilege??

Being an infrequent user I find I am one of those that might have to wait an extra few minutes for the girl to finish with someone, yet the booking always seems expected to finish on the original time. I guess it's luck of the draw.

Maybe you have a face that shouts he's a push over, who expects the booking to end early when there has been a delay at the start? This has rarely happened to me in 10 years of punting at hod, I've had numerous times when a girl is running 10 minutes late, I've usually not even had to say anything, as the time is added on to the punt. Though in a busy parlour you might get the odd girl or maid
Try it on from time to time, it's human nature.

Of the girls currently working at HOD who are good ones?
I've seen amy, sarah, scarlett and I've heard good things about ella but the others are unknown to me?




Latest media on UKEscorting.com (free site!)