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External Link/Members OnlyBooking:
Made via text. Replied roughly 15 mins later. Best to get straight to the point about booking. That's the impression I got, she didn't
like Q's. Was given the postcode and then the door number once I arrived and parked up. Parking is free but when I asked her about it she got really pissed off and went on a spiel about if I know road rules if it's double yellow then don't park (all I asked was if the bays were reserved or free parking). Day time appointment. Called me and said how it's easier than text then kept muttering in Hungarian or her language. (Assume swearing at me?)
Location:
HA3 postcode. In a blocks of flats. Could hear people in another room but nobody came out or disturbed us.
Booking: 30 mins massage, £60. Was told would be given body to body but didn't happen when asked during the massage, she just ignored me (I asked the Q, she acknowledged and didn't respond).
Alice:
Greeted by her at the door. Shown the room with sliding door. I was told a massage and happy ending. Looks like the pics although
lighter coloured hair now. Boobs small but perky. They looked good. She wore black but was naked for the massage. She is supposedly Hungarian and speaks good English but had to use translate a couple of times... Also kept up the muttering in her own lang. I'd say she is good looking.
The massage:
I stripped off and lay flat. This is where it goes a bit down hill. Her massage was VERY LIGHT. She was naked. Her skin was cold and touching me every now and again but would immediately recoil so must be accidental. She put scolding hot oil on me. It was wayy too hot, when I told her this she just said it's not that hot and continued. She played typical relaxing music in the background. It wasn't a good massage too light and even when asked she didn't adjust or would adjust for literally one swipe and then back to light AF barely touching you. She spent all the time on my back and didn't go legs or anything else and annoyingly on one side only and one spot. Again I asked if she could move around, she did it for one motion and then back to her same little spot down the lower back. She spent maybe 20 mins of the massage like this on one spot
Asked to turn over, this is when I realised she was actually naked and she continued with basically lightly massaging or caressing. Only did my chest and stomach then proceeded to put more scolding oil directly on the little guy
then just basically on and off jerked me off. She didn't let me touch her, but boobs looked good. Didn't get any b2b action. When I flipped over now I realised
she was continuously clock watching. 5 mins left and her hands turned into a jack hammer. Felt like she was gonna rip the damn thing off - again proceeded to ignore my input to go slower and focus on the hand motions that felt good. As soon as 30 mins mark hit she said time was up and stopped all touching despite me telling her I was literally only like 2 strokes off and asked her not to stop coz I know what she was planning...the bastard ruined my orgasm. She then refused to let me shower because "time was up and I didn't give her more money". At this point I really wanted that shower as a saving grace plus I hate leaving all oily like that so I argued with her asking for literally a 2 min rinse and reminded her I told her I wanted a shower when I texted. Even offered to give her an extra tenner considering she was moaning about time being up and me not paying her more. She refused and basically exhausted all arguments and at this point I was fuming because I just wanted my shower. She just told me to wipe myself with the towel and as that was my only option that's what I did. FFS I left pissed and £60 lighter
Conclusion:
WOULD NOT Recommended. I wish I never went there.
Topic: Alice Sensual Lingam - Harrow (Read 993 times)