External Link/Members OnlyCalled to make an appointment no problems - TBH I don't think they're that busy..
This parlour has been reviewed many times before so won't bother with room descriptions etc.
Two women working - one (I didn't get her name) with an amazing rack but a little on the curvy side for me, and Maya, late 40's/early 50's, tidy slim body (apart from the usual slight beer belly!), and an attractive face in a 'hard as nails' way.
Shower in a separate room which is always a pain - back in the room where she was waiting. She immediately asked 'how much you pay downstairs?' I replied '£30 for half hour' to which she said 'OK - you have to pay me more' I said OK but didn't pay her anything) and got on the bed. Massage started - loads of oil and OK medium massage but nothing special - no swipes or reach under at this stage. Then she repeated the question about how much you pay and got the same answer from me. Then the question came - 'you want naughty massage?' and what followed was an incomprehensible mist mash of prices and services - TBH I lost the will to live and settled on a topless handjob for £40. She then said 'You pay me now' so had to get off bed and rummage for money - all of which spoils the moment for me. Back on the bed face down and I got a reach under or two - but you could tell she was reluctant with everything she did.
I turned over and straight on with the oil for a robotic hand job all done with a hatchet face. I got a glimpse of tits - she pulled up her top and kept her bra on.
Her hand job was so lacklustre I had to finish off myself and when I did she immediately shoved kitchen roll on my bell end which was painful. I wanted to relax of a few mins but she wanted me away - anyway I refused and lay there for 3/4 mins. I looked at the clock and I had been in there for just 20 mins. I had another shower in an attempt to wash off the copious oil.
This could have been OK if she had put some effort into actually making my visit enjoyable but she looked at me and treated me like something she'd trodden in.
I've been punting for 45 years but don't punt much these days - however I am finding it increasingly difficult to find a satisfactory service provider - maybe I am more choosy these days?
