Then why, come on here and post that ridiculous "review" and pretend they messed you about? What were you trying to accomplish by that? It doesn't make sense, unless you were doing it purely as an attention seeking exercise... which of course it worked but not in the way you were expecting.
But don't you see? It simply wasn't his fault!! Despite his legendary attention to detail he didn't realise until after
he had written his ranty non-review that he had got the time of the punt wrong and had to say "sorry, but...".
This could have literally happened to any
attention-seeking, incompetent twerp with a very misplaced superiority complex.