I've recently gone back into punting after a very long break, and as I've now seen a few SPs, I felt confident enough to contact a lady who had no reviews on this site, because I really liked her petite look. Unfortunately this was the worst experience I've ever had punting, but at least I TOFTT and hopefully this will be useful information to others.
LINKExternal Link/Members OnlyLOOKSI know her link has been posted on this site before alleging to potential B&S, but I'll start by saying that she's definitely the lady in the pics - although they're airbrushed. I had a bit more confidence that she was real because I found her in a FF profile on AW (
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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=415545.0). If Lily was real, then Clementine should be as well, and unfortunately she was.
About her look, she's definitely not a size 4 or petite, probably more like a size 8 and 5'8. She's naturally slim but not toned at all and with visible stretch marks on her ass. She didn't come across as somebody who takes particularly good care of her body, and that day she had light makeup on and a simple set of lingerie. She's got a pretty face but more round and less glam than her pics might suggest, and a set of big bolt-ons, which were soft but a bit over done, with visible scars below.
I'll provide the most resembling picture at the bottom of this review.
LOCATIONAt the time, she was operating from a flat in Stepney Green, only a 5 minute walk away from the homonymous station. I believe she works with Pornstar Carla Lopes (
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COMMUNICATIONShe's very quick in replying, but unfortunately that ended up being a negative thing, as she was constantly doing that during the meeting as well. I contacted her in the morning and quickly confirmed a 30 minute booking for the same afternoon. Her English is poor, but good enough for what we had to do.
TIME30 minutes for £120, in October.
SERVICESOW, sex in multiple positions.
THE MEETINGAs I approach her flat and knock on her door, I hear some voices from the other side, a man and a woman, and I'm told to wait for a moment. Then I'm let in, Clementine walks me straight to her room and closes the door, and I hear the two people walking and talking again in the corridor, until one of them leaves the flat. I believe that the other SP that Clementine lives with had just finished a meeting with a client, and they managed us in an out so that we wouldn't see each other. Not a terrible thing as it was handled successfully, but it gave me the impression that I was in a very high-volume household.
Now that I'm in the room with Clementine, she looks very uninterested from the start while we confirm the services and I hand over the payment. I go to the bathroom for a quick shower and there's water everywhere on the floor plus some body hair in the shower - it was clearly used a lot and recently, maybe also by the man who had just left, so definitely I found that a bit off-putting. At that point I was there though, so I went back to Clementine in her room, who was on her phone sitting on the bed, looking rather uninterested still.
Unfortunately that was the trend for the whole session, as her phone kept ringing and she kept picking it up to reply to her messages. At some point she stands up and undresses as I have a feel of her body. She lightly grinds on me until I have a semi, but I wasn't really feeling it too much given the bad start. I then lay on the bed and she applies a condom on me, to give me an average OW. She was there for a few minutes and must have picked up her phone to send a quick text at least 3 times. The funniest one of them all was the last one, as apparently she had scheduled a food delivery to pick up during the time of our meet, so at some point she even leaves the room to instruct the other lady in the house to answer the door for her. I found her terrible service and lack of care for it almost laughable at that point!
She then returns in the room for some more OW, and luckily that was the last time the session was interrupted, but the damage was done. She then lays on her back for some missionary, but at that point I just wanted to leave that miserable experience so I pump away and come in the bag after a few minutes. I found her service also quite contradicting, as she won't even give you a peck on the lips but will lick your balls during OW, and she is quite uninterested in a good service but she immediately instructed me to hold her neck and lightly choke her the moment we started missionary.
Anyway, now that I was done, I quickly went to have a shower and run away from that flat after 25 minutes.
VERDICTNeedless to say this was a terrible punt, the worst I've ever had. Not only Clementine is completely uninterested in providing quality service, but she doesn't even look as good as the pics on her profile. On top of this, her constant texting and stopping the action made this an even worse experience, one that I wouldn't do again if I could go back in time. I really don't recommend this SP!
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