External Link/Members Only £120/hr + £40 for anal.
After all the these years looks like I'm still making rookie mistakes and ignoring my spidey sense.. looks like your dick never stops making you make stupid descisions. I was still horny from a punt a couple of days earlier with Ella Mature and had a hankering for anal, wanted someone relatively close that I could drive to and kate thai came up in AW the search, did the mandatory UKP check which looked good.
Comms: Same day txt'd about availablity and time, she came back with a slot in three hours time and I accepted. About an hour before the scheduled time, received a message saying to come 10 minutes later, this is of course a tale tale sign that she has a punter who will finish just as I arrive. My head said cancel, but my dick said continue so of course I listened to my dick. Arrived at arranged time at carpark near Stratford station, txt'd to say I was there and was told to wait 5 minutes so made my way by foot to the address which took around 5 minutes.. phoned but no answer, txt'd again eventually she came back saying she was still getting ready. I waited nearly 20 minutes and was just about to call it day when she txt'd she was ready, but by that time I really should have walked.
Location: Block of flats off the main road, round the corner from Stratford station. The room was small, poorly lit and needed the windows opening as was extremely stuffy.
SP: If you squint, she just about resembles the picture of her in the one peice another review mentioned all other pictures may as well be of someone else. She was very friendly on entry which is why I stayed and the lack of bright lighting probably did n't help my cause. She is very petite, I'd say no more than 4'10 and much skinnier than pictures would suggest. She is probably in her mid 40's who has had a cesarean section, nothing was perticularly firm and it felt like there was not much too her.
Deed: After an OK'ish start things got lackluster extremely quickly, went to kiss and he mouth smelt of excessive mouth wash but worse was that I noticed she had a top lip tash which freaked me out for a second until I remember the cesarean section but that killed any desire to kiss her. She gave a lackluster BJ and the rest of the punt was basically her in missionary position, making slight moans whilst I did the deed.. Anal did n't happend as when I turned her over I was presented with the smallest arse I've enountered and after some akwardness I suggest she for the £40 she rim me and finish with a facial. She managed to do some extremely boring rimiming for around 2 miinutes, until I stopped her and then managed to do some more missionary before I decided I'd had enough and said time for the facial which she directed me to the side of her face and I eventually came on the bottom of her cheek as she pulled back - so barely a facial. Was handed some wet wipes, had a quick chat where she told me she had had an extremely busy day - as I left checked the clock and was there for less than 45 minutes.
Conclussion: I've had some horrific negatives and this certainly was n't one of those occassions. If 1 is a hard negative and 3 is neutral this would be a 2. For me it was a complete waste of cash and I really should have listened to my spidey sense. Obviously previous reviewers enjoyed her and each to their own but for me this was a very low quality punt and I would have been better off just having a wank, hence the negative.
