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Author Topic: Most hated punting clichés  (Read 8491 times)

Online Happyjose

Not sure if it's a cliché, but I detest the mention of a prossies (supposed) real name in a review. As if the punter has some special knowledge or relationship with the girl. Fluffy EAS bollocks.

Offline akauya

Not sure if it's a cliché, but I detest the mention of a prossies (supposed) real name in a review. As if the punter has some special knowledge or relationship with the girl. Fluffy EAS bollocks.

Mentioning the girl's name has nothing to do with fluffiness. I think it's useful to write the prossie's name on the review especially when reviewing prossies on AW. It's a big clue that something dodgy is going on when suddenly Horny Holly becomes Busty Brenda. It could mean a number of things but most likely the profile has been passed on and any good reviews for the first girl may not be valid for the new girl.


Online James999

Not sure if it's a cliché, but I detest the mention of a prossies (supposed) real name in a review. As if the punter has some special knowledge or relationship with the girl.

Pro$$ies tend to reveal a "real name" along with the "you're special" line, usually followed by a tale of having trouble finding £800 / £900 deposit for the rent etc.

the reply should always be the same, "That's a shame, I'll have a think if there's anything I can do to help, give this a suck while I think, then leave with the I'll think further and be in touch if I can help" don't do anything or contact her till you want another shag, if she mentions it agaion just say you'll have a think and tell her next time, and it never happens.

Pro$$ies who claim that kissing is reserved only for their boyfriend/husband/pimp/dealer....

.... but they're happy with a cock up the arse or getting facialised with a weeks worth.

 :wackogirl:


Pro$$ies who state they are high class and only available for select 'business' gentlemen.

Get over yourself love. You're fucking for cash - end of story.

 :wackogirl:

Online James999

Mentioning the girl's name has nothing to do with fluffiness. I think it's useful to write the prossie's name on the review especially when reviewing prossies on AW. It's a big clue that something dodgy is going on when suddenly Horny Holly becomes Busty Brenda. It could mean a number of things but most likely the profile has been passed on and any good reviews for the first girl may not be valid for the new girl.

You Missed his point it was that "Horny Holly" is really Sarah, and the author feels the ned to drop in th efact he knows (or thinks) her real name.

It's actually surprising how pro$$ies working names are often quite close to their real names, perhaps something to do with being a bit FIK and easier to remember  :unknown:

Offline akauya

You Missed his point it was that "Horny Holly" is really Sarah, and the author feels the ned to drop in th efact he knows (or thinks) her real name.


Ah yes, I did indeed.

Apologies HappyJose, trying to speed read, post and do some work (i.e. multitasking) is not my forte :hi:

 

Online Happyjose

No apology necessary, perfectly understandable and your point re name switching is valid
« Last Edit: November 03, 2014, 11:09:31 AM by Happyjose »

"I'm a well educated, high class escort"

There are no differences between any escorts as they are whoring out their bodies, that's what pisses me off about escorts that write something around the lines of what I just said.

Online James999

There are no differences between any escorts as they are whoring out their bodies,

Many pro$$ies are ashamed of what they do, and as such like to look down on other pro$$ies and as such create a "pro$$ie hierachy"
Streetgirl
Parlourgirl
Independent
Independent with own website
Independent with own website and a maid
Independent with own website a maid and new stockings from primark (courtesean)

Each level looks down on the other, at the end of they day they all do the same the only difference is where they do it and what they charge  :hi:

Two of my most hated phrases used on AW profiles are:

1) " Hello gentlemans...."

Sort out your grammar!

2) "...and I have curves in all the right places..."

Can you even have them in the wrong places?



2) "...and I have curves in all the right places..."

Can you even have them in the wrong places?

In my experience curvy is usually just code for fat lass.

Offline Roth

" The pics don't lie! I'll be back for more!"  Posted by the photographer who took the pics!!!!!

Offline Ali Katt

"After I picked my jaw up off the floor I sorted out the paperwork and pulled out a pack of raincoats"

The first part is sycophantic bullshit.

Offline Neal69

What went on in the room between me and the lady will remain private

(So why the fuck did you write a review/FR you fluffy pillock ??!)

+1

This really annoys me particularly on a FR

Offline Ali Katt

What went on in the room between me and the lady will remain private

(So why the fuck did you write a review/FR you fluffy pillock ??!)

+1

This really annoys me particularly on a FR
Luckily those reports don't get published on here cos every cunt knows it's bollocks. I've read more realness in Aesop's Fables.

Offline StPunt

'what we did will remain private'....

...oh we all know what you did, we did it too...

(name dropping to show they know her 'real name')

tosser.

Offline Dani

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Some reviews are written more for the punter than to tell anyone what really happened.  I have some on AW that I look at and wonder where the fuck I was when the booking took place as none of what was written actually happened so I don't really worry too much about what is written as it is done to make the punter feel great.  All this treat her with respect does make me laugh though as people either will or wont and someone writing it in a review is not going to make an arsehole become a nice guy

Offline Dodo

What the fuck does 'she is like the girl next door' supposed to mean.??
Banning reason: Making false claims against moderation

Offline monstar

What the fuck does 'she is like the girl next door' supposed to mean.??

I take it as she was good looking but in a 'cute' rather then 'sexy' sort of way.. But it's all subjective and your definition of girl next door, cute and sexy is likely different to mine so just a waste of words!  :wacko:

"Treat her well" is the one I hate the most.

"Hello gentlemens" always makes me smile though.  :D
« Last Edit: November 03, 2014, 06:13:27 PM by monstar »

Offline Cornish sub

Cheers Dani and Mistybloo, good to hear a WG's point of view. Also good to know that some of the shit written makes you cringe as much as the rest of us. Hopefully any of the 'Treat her well' and 'What happened between us will stay between us' brigade reading this will take note. I doubt it though. Another one that gets to me is, 'I don't like to rush, neither to be rushed.' I don't know if it's grammatically correct or not, but it just sounds wrong and really grates. I should get out more.

What went on in the room between me and the lady will remain private

(So why the fuck did you write a review/FR you fluffy pillock ??!)

+1

This really annoys me particularly on a FR

Do the absolute idiots who insist on using the "what happened in the room will remain private" line also write reviews on Amazon after buying a 12" single and only write about the B side?

Offline webpunter

"I'm hoping she enjoyed it as much i did"

What a stupid loved up cunt.  She enjoyed taking the money.  Probably thinking what a sad fuck the punter is for living in cloud cuckoo land

"I brought her favourite present which is x / y / z"

Again a stupid cunt - her favourite present is money

"We made love"

"Treat her well"

Please, just fuck off you fluffy cunts.

Offline webpunter

Independent with own website a maid and new stockings from primark (courtesean)
Courtesan makes me laugh whenever i read this on a profile. Normally meaning old with photos that hide a thousand horrors & combined with charging shit loads more

Offline raylondoner

My pet hate is ''slept with'' - no you didnt, unless you did an overnight, you fucked!  :dash:


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