Masseuse minx Pam & tantric masseuse sam - Swindon

[johnmcnabe]

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Location
Apartment in Swindon, stone's throw from the train station. Ample parking at the station.

Comms
Effective and clear, by SMS.

Price
£180 the hour.
(£90 to each SP)

Service Provider
Sam
Blond, petite Polish girl. Cute, but somewhat cold and a bit awkward. Pictures on the profile at time of writing are representative, though in person she is a bit more angular.
Pam
Polish girl, with red hair. Elaborate tattoos in various places. Curvy, but not fat, large breasts. Warmer, welcoming and more engaging than Sam, though still a little awkward at points. Had a bit of an alt girl vibe.

Services
4 hands, naked massage. B2B, HR.

Refused
Nothing.

The Meet
I've wanted to experience a 4 hands massage for some time, but at the risk of sounding ageist I haven't seen a lady below the age of 40 at any of my local Asian places for at least a couple of years, and I wanted this particular experience to be less of a guilty pleasure.

Sam and Pam popped up in Swindon, and though they seem to park their profiles for extended periods, I noticed them both showing as available and arranged a 4 hands meet for later that day.
Leaving aside my thoughts on Swindon's roads, I eventually parked up at the station and the pair were working from a rented apartment a few minutes away on foot. I found my way up and was let in by Pam.

Pam was definitely the more engaging of the two, smiley, friendly, and led me through to a bedroom where we handled the paperwork. I took a quick shower, returned to the bedroom and stripped down. The ladies came back in shortly after, fully naked and, alternating between the two of them, gave me a fairly decent rubdown with oil for about a half hour, making good use of their thighs and breasts in addition to their hands and arms. I'd say this was middling - both ladies felt a little awkward (Sam especially) and though I've nothing to complain about their technique, I have been spoiled by the admittedly superior skills of the Asian ladies in my local joints.

Still, eventually they toweled me off flipped me over, and then slowly wanked me off, one on each side. Both ladies were happy to accept some respectful touching, and I was particularly taken with Pam, who is the curvier of the two.
They carried on for about 10 minutes, with Pam doing most of the two; it did feel a bit surreal, really - there was no interaction between the ladies themselves and while enjoyable all feeled a bit perfunctory. As a result, it took a very long time for them to bring me off, and they seemed to be getting increasingly troubled that their efforts weren't having the intended effect. Eventually, I relented, and we arrived at the natural conclusion. I showered off, dressed, thanked them both and then headed off.

Overall
I was happy with my four hands experience; both Pam and Sam are attractive and good looking in their own distinct ways, and their techniques were both passable. But, there was a lacking element of sensuality, with a sometimes awkward vibe. It's easy to get over the line with two attractive ladies playing with your bits, but the with the two of them not quite seeming to know how to work around each other it didn't seem to come together fully and this led to a neutral experience at best. It would probably be interesting to have returned and seen them individually, and at £90, they are working at a reasonably pricepoint, but they have now moved onto other locales.

[Fuzzyduck]

Cheers for the review. Sorry to hear it didn't quite work out. Didn't sound like you got much B2B either. I've done a few 4-hands before and I think it helps if you know one or both of the masseuses beforehand. And to bring a bottle of wine!