I ventured over to Prague for a few days. Obviously I went to see all the beautiful sights, but I also needed to give my little man some exercise...
Massage Hall (
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I went for a Milking Table massage with two masseuses. I've never done a milking table massage, nor have I ever booked two ladies at once, so this was a new experience for me. The ladies I booked were Simona (
External Link/Members Only) and Ariana (
External Link/Members Only). Both were really smiley and friendly, and pretty imo with nice tits - very grabbable. It started out with Simona giving me a shower, with some genial chat. Then I lay down on the table, and they took turns massaging my back or massaging my d**k with lots of credit card swipes, and all the while, I was trying sometimes successfully to grab their tits or whatever whilst I was faced down. Something that annoyed me was they talked between themselves in Czech, so it did spoil the mood for me a little - hard to know if they were speaking about me or whatever. However, they had me squirming for most of the time and so I had a lot of fun, but in hindsight, I should have asked them to do some body-2-body. I only asked to turn around face-up right at the end, and that was glorious - one lady was giving me a hand job against her boobs, while the other made her tits available for grabbing above my face, so it was a very erotic sight. After I shot my load, Ariana cleaned me up and gave me a shower. All in all, highly recommended. I contemplated returning given that it cost 4000 CZK for the whole hour (about £133). I'm sure I could have found cheaper if I wanted to, but I felt it was a good price given how much I enjoyed myself. I will return the next time I'm Prague.
AAA exclusive club
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A few days later, I wanted some sex rather than a massage. I contemplated showpark as recommended many times on this site, but for whatever reason, decided against and chose AAA exclusive club. In hindsight, that was a mistake. The club, while not far out from city centre, is located in some back streets, so it felt a little unsafe getting there at 11pm, though, luckily it's very near a main road. Once I got there, it was relatively empty. There must have been something like 8-10 girls there, and one other male customer, but I guess I was expecting that given it was a Monday night (a group of men entered later on). When I arrived, it was free entry, and I was given some spiel by the barwoman about prices - she told me to sit where I wanted and the girls would all come to introduce themselves to me one by one, which they did. They all shook my hands, but one of them did the smallest self-introduction+handshake possible as if I was toxic, so I didn't choose her. None of the girls seem to be amazing on the hotness scale, so I chose one girl who seemed genial and relatively pretty. I asked her to join me by my side, and she acquiesced. The barwoman approached me again asking quite insistently to buy the lady an expensive drink which I did. After some small talk, we had sex, which wasn't amazing but enjoyable. It worked out about 4000 CZK for 1hr, including that horribly expensive drink, no kissing, covered BJ. All in all, not the best experience ever, but my little man was satisfied, and still a heck of a lot cheaper than seeing a Diva escort back in London. Next time I go to Prague, I'll go to showpark instead or maybe a Privat.