Author Topic: Exotic-Thai-Ivy - Lincoln  (Read 2247 times)


8 review(s) for Exotic-Thai-Ivy (4 positive, 0 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline Snagbadjer

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The agreement
30 minutes for £80 plus an extra £20 for DFK (didn't get it).

Comms
Fired off a quick WhatsApp asking if I could see her an hour later. Yes was the reply. An address, list of services and extras was sent. I said I'd pay extra for DFK and confirmed I could give oral.

The location
Familiar flat in the west end of Lincoln. Parking is crap round there but more persistent drivers may find a spot. I prefer to walk from a mile away.

The girl
I was let into the flat in almost pitch black, but was quickly able to make out the svelte figure, toned legs and tall body. with long blonde hair. Once into the room I got a look at her properly. Although the room was also dark as a witch's coven, I could see she was quite pretty, but not wearing any make-up. What's more, she was quite skittish and making the odd funny facial gesture, which usually means one thing. She was friendly enough. Spoke almost no English. Lips were enhanced, as were the breasts, and she wore braces.

The meet
She took an absolute age to stash the cash. Must have kept me waiting for at least ten minutes. Once she returned, I started the timer on my watch , which I had placed on the chair on top of my clothes. She got pissy and asked why I had set it, and did I think she was going to cut my time short? I said many have, so why not? Perhaps I'd scuppered her time-wasting tactic of being out the room for ten minutes.

I stroked her body and she complained my hands were cold. I lied down on the bed and she started rubbing herself on me and sucking and licking my nipples. She kissed me but it was LFK and I struggled to get any more throughout the meet.

She got me hard without even touching my cock. So that's oral probably off the table then, I though. Wrong. She squeezed some foam stuff onto my cock, that  looked like the moose spray your sister had at school. I had a glance at it post-punt and it was some kind of anti-septic. She commenced to giving me some of the best oral WITHOUT I've ever had. Perfect rhythm, just the right pressure, licking the tip, going deep and then teasing. Okay, the meet has picked up and I could be in with a decent punt here, I thought. Tried my luck for more kissing but got little in return.

Asked her if I could lick her out and expected a negative, but she said of course. Before I dove, I gave the tits some attention and she really enjoyed having her nipples sucked. Have yet to meet a woman that didn't tbh. Got to work - she tasted very fresh and clean - and managed to squeeze an orgasm out of her. She isn't completely shaved but it's not the New Forest down there so it was fine.

She wanted missionary first while she recovered. Bed wasn't too squeaky but the pillows looked like they'd seen better days. Tried to put one under her arse but got an irritated response from her.

Rolled her over straight into prone bone. She asked me to fuck her hard, which I did for about ten minutes or so. Up into standard doggy but she was a bit too tall for me to get a good rhythm so transitioned back to missionary with her legs on my shoulder and gave her a good pounding like that while leaning in to suck on her tits once in a while. Kissing was non-existent at this point in the meet. Well, at least I'll get my full time, I thought. Wrong.

She told me my time was up. I said okay, I'll be done in one minute. No, she said, she has to finish on time. I said I've paid for 30 minutes and my internal clock knows that I had not had more than 25 minutes. I made no move to get off the bed and she lied down beside me and and kissed my neck and sucked on my ears while I finished myself off (the one thing you should not have to do when you have paid for the services of a professional girl).

She cleaned me up and then she swiped my phone to see the timer. It said 28:30. So I had not had my full time at all, and she had indeed cheated me. My guess is she would have cheated me out of even more time if I had not left the timer in view (was accidental, not purposeful).

Turns out she's half Dutch and half Thai, which explains the tallness and hard-to-pinpoint features. Last day in Lincoln is today (13.10.24) but I thought the review may help some fellow punter in the future.

Conclusion
Hot girl with an interesting ethnic mix. But too scatty, short-changed me, and did not give me what I paid for and made me finish myself off. So negative all day long. Would not see again.

Offline scutty brown

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"looked like the moose spray your sister had at school"

you make it sound like some kind of musky pheromone spray for attracting men..........

Offline Gplincs

last 3 reviews are all negative for this girl.

Offline Snagbadjer

"looked like the moose spray your sister had at school"

you make it sound like some kind of musky pheromone spray for attracting men..........

Did I? Never seen it before so it threw me for a second.

Offline Snagbadjer

last 3 reviews are all negative for this girl.

Ah annoying. I had it in my head that she wasn't reviewed. Never mind.

Offline Jamesbattersea

Sorry to here that mate. She lookz really good. That place in e west end is a pain in the arse generally no parking, standing around waiting for ages to be buzzed in through the gate and then the same through the door. The twice i've been there it's been disapointing.

Offline charliepie

I've had a couple of girls who used similar mousse hand cleaner previously.

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I've had a couple of girls who used similar mousse hand cleaner previously.

Don't ruin the joke / pisstake  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: