Popped into River Kwai 1 and asked the receptionist about a busty Thai SP who was there a while ago . She said in 2 days time i have a very pretty and busty girl starting to work and showed me her FB profile . Looked great but obviously posed pics ! Confirmed i approved of the pic. and made a booking and left mob. number . Next day had a WhatsApp message unsolicited from Bella , the S.P in the pics asking if i knew her and other blagging lines

Phoned her and chatted and confirmed i was seeing her in a days time . She seemed quite up for a bit of fun

Exchanged a few simple/insignificant texts . On the day of the booking had a text message at 07.30am asking me to contact her . Phoned her and she said she had no money for a Uber could i transfer £10.00 to her which she would deduct from her private fee/tip . Sent me her Bank Acc details with her civilian name

Called her back and explained i could not send her money but could give her a lift to work . Just send me your address . She thought about it and said she would ask her neighbour for a lift

Thought i would use this opportunity to clarify her offerings and asked her is she had condoms at work or did i need to bring some . Eventually agreed FS for £85.00 + room fee . An hour before booking started to get text messages asking if i was driving en route . Did not enjoy all the tennis/questions back and forward or her desperate texts . Had thought about replying that " the Buffalo in my village had died and could you send money " . Cancelled the booking knowing Wathana or Lora would give me Plans B and C . Arrived at River Kwai where Bella was sat at reception . Very flirty and not unattractive , although the waiste line looked big . Had gone off the whole idea of banging her and popped into Wathana which was stress free and a mamasan who reserved me a S.P i had seen glimpses of previously and then ensured i got the quietest most discrete room

Remember money spent on a Punting Mob. is seldom wasted
