Author Topic: NymphFaceFuck - city of London - (formerly dr facefuck) never again.  (Read 2882 times)


2 review(s) for CarnalLyra (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]

Offline Steven 69

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Communication:
slow replies, riddled with random nonsense.

Location:
Okay looking apartment near Liverpool Street Station.

Price:
£180 1hr plus £60 for a throat pie

Looks:
She is the girl in the photos, however, in real life she is hideous. disgusting greasy hair, unbrushed, looks like she had been electrocuted and not showered in over a week. heavy alcohol breath, dried mucus on upper lip below nose and white substance. She also looked like she had been awake for 3 days. on a bender. She genuinely looks about 44 years of age.

Attitude:
Arrogant drunk and high polish girl with an aggressive masculine attitude and raspy voice.

Service:
upon entering she was twitching and kept fixing her hair and throwing it side to side and looking at random corners and checking the window constantly and she said 'cam on, where is facking money, you think I have all day for you' I then replied I've just walked in politely. then she accused me of being a police, 'If you are facking police I will fack you, I have friends with cid and ipcc' her words.

I could tell she had off her nut on powder and ket so I reassured her im not and paid her then continued to the bedroom. passing the living room the door was cracked open and I saw a huge steroid polish guy smoking, and heavily tattooed, bald. and wearing a North Face jacket.

I proceeded to the bedroom which had a makeshift curtain, and it stank of booze and smoke. I also spotted a scrunched Red Bull can probably for smoking rock.

I pulled my trousers down and she started to suck, it was very sloppy, but not bad. all my desire for kissing went out of the window when I saw her mouth and teeth. yuck.

she stank of old sweat and pungent body odour coming from between her legs. She probably had Medusa down there.

I then started to thrust it deeper into her throat and that's when she snapped and said these words and I don't know why. 'I am not facking victim profile, why you don't take the dick in your throat' I replied but you advertise facefucking and I wasn't even going that hard. She replied 'just fack off you cunt'

this was all within 10 minutes.

Conclusion:
from the little I felt, she probably can deepthroat but doesn't want to, she just wants quick money and probably knows you won't challenge her because of her cuntish attitude and the big fella in the living room.

has anyone else had an experience with her on any insight, does she actually do what she says she does, her aw ratings seem to say so?


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Offline Stealthmode

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Thanks for the review. But…. every sign was showing to walk, before you gave her the cash. If she was presentable and pleasant prior to paying and then switched up, then you can chalked that off to bad luck,
but if it how you described it, then I would have turn around and left. Any way its only cash and at least she wasn’t violent or dangerous.

Better luck next time around
« Last Edit: October 09, 2024, 10:19:10 pm by Stealthmode »

Offline scutty brown

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WTF didn't you just turn round and walk out?
And you'd be doing the world a favour if you reported her to the police and told them about the steroid freak

Offline Belgarion

Not sure why you went through with it. Would have just walked.

Offline DThunter01

She sounds like a right cunt, defo should have walked


Offline scutty brown

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read the other review
took the punter for a £300 "deposit" then ghosted him

Offline bob_mm

Interesting experience. Service-wise, would hope this never happens to me, but from a more general POV, sounds like a peculiar experience. Good luck next time!  :drinks:

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I can't help but agree with all the others, and don't understand why you didn't walk?

As I read your words, "I've just walked......", my brain went, that's the only logical thing to do, get the fuck out of there ASAP. But then you start to justify your presence and give her reassurance - WTF?

"Dried mucus on upper lip",  and you actually proceeded to have close physical contact with this person? 

Seriously, you need to give your head a wobble.

Offline DThunter01

I can't help but agree with all the others, and don't understand why you didn't walk?

As I read your words, "I've just walked......", my brain went, that's the only logical thing to do, get the fuck out of there ASAP. But then you start to justify your presence and give her reassurance - WTF?

"Dried mucus on upper lip",  and you actually proceeded to have close physical contact with this person? 

Seriously, you need to give your head a wobble.

Hahah  :lol: “give your hard a wobble” that putting it politely

Offline joninbristol

"Communication:
  slow replies, riddled with random nonsense."

And you STILL took £180 out of the bank ? WTF.
You seriously need to consider your own judgement here, warning sign after warning sign were all there, yet ignored.....

And how do you know the guy was Polish, as you didn't speak to him.
Did he have a Polish flag on top of his head, or an "I Love Lech Wałęsa" t-shirt ?
All seems a bit suspect or at best VERY naive - I counted 22 warning signs that would have made me walk before you got to the point where you paid her. What were you thinking ?

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« Last Edit: October 10, 2024, 11:31:33 am by joninbristol »