After months of lurking I finally have the opportunity to contribute. I rarely have time to venture into the wild and reading your reports is a fun substitute. I used to occasionally post on another board but I forgot the password and never bothered to reset it. Anyway...
Browsing AW I noticed Megan from Chloe Massage (
External Link/Members Only). I was too tired for a proper punt so a massage seemed to be a reasonable substitute.
Communication: Excellent. Everything happened via WhatsApp. Their team was incredibly responsive and I usually got instant responses.
Location: The place is in located between a cafe and a kebab place. You go through a gate into a back-alley, so there are not many people around.
The girl: Megan is 5'4 and decent looking (6/10). The pictures on the website are accurate. I estimate that she is a bit younger than 30. Her body is not toned but she isn't fat either. She has really cute breasts, which felt real, and a firm ass.
The visit: Megan hid behind the door when she let me in. She wore a skimpy outfit that was revealing enough to give you an estimate of what would lie ahead. Her room was very tidy and dimly lit. Behind the massage table was a queen size bed which made clear that other options, besides massage, were on the menu. While I got undressed she asked me how I like my massage and I told her that I wanted a strong one. So for the next 30 min she delivered a surprisingly decent massage, trying to get rid of all my knots. And here is my biggest issue with the visit: Most of the things she did that were supposed to arouse you felt rather mechanical, almost as if she had to remind herself to sometimes touch my dick (which often felt more like she was trying to pull a bell string) or moan into my ear. Don't get me wrong, she was always very friendly and asked if I was alright. But instead of seamless transitions between massage and fondling you would get separated blocks of either one or the other. Sorry if I am not making sense here.
Anyway, she tells me to turn around and I ask her what else she has on the menu. She told me that oral would be £50 extra but then accepted my counteroffer of £30. However, I then realized that it would be a covered blowjob which does nothing for me. So looking at her cute ass I ask her how much it would be to eat her out. £30 later she lies on the bed with my head buried between her legs. What can I say, I love DATY. She smelled clean and seemed to enjoy it. After a while she tells me to move back to the table and I ask her if she could sit on my face. First she said no, but after stroking my dick for a while she changed her mind and I ended up with her pussy pressed against my face and my hands fondling her pretty tits. At one point she turns around and strokes my dick again, leaving me with a magnificent view of her peachy ass. But the pleasure didn't last long.
Remember when I said about her treating my dick like a string you pull on? Well, this time she decided to enthusiastically test how far down and quickly she can pull down my foreskin (probably her interpretation of a proper wank). There were no gentle strokes, no playful swipes. It simply hurt. Megan somehow realized that she made a mistake. Maybe it was female intuition? Or maybe it was my whimper that was muffled her pussy on my face? Regardless, she stopped and apologized a lot and, after I had recovered, repositioned herself to continue with a slower, much more gentle HJ.
After I came I saw that we had 10 min left but Megan already started to clean up and went out to get me a towel for the shower. I didn't bother complaining. So after exactly 1 hour I was back on the street, got myself a kebab and went home.
Was it nice? I guess?
Would I come again? Probably, but not to see Megan. The massage itself was decent but that was it. Ending 10 min ahead didn't help. And I should point out that I'm not a fan of foreskin abuse.
Total damage: £120 for the massage, £30 for DATY, £12 for the kebab.
PS: If someone has a recommendation for an amazing and sensual blowjob, please let me know. My foreskin needs healing.
