Wongtala Spa...listed on Google with photos, address and contact details.
This turned out to be a tale of two massage parlours.
A disaster at Wongtala, thankfully made up for by a vg experience at the L&V Chinese place nearby. (Seperate review).
My curiosity was piqued by recent reviews of Monika, and as I'm partial to an occasional ladyboy cock, I thought I'd mosey on round one morning.
I've never had a particularly good experience at Wongtala in the past so not been for few years.
The facade looks grotty and inside isn't much better tbh.
I'd booked an hour with Monika and she met me at the door.
First impression were ok.
Not unattractive in a ladyboy sort of way.
It wasn't hard to recognise her gender from the broad shoulders and narrow hips as I followed her into the room.
£120 was agreed and paid at the outset for an hour's B2B.
Unfortunately I could sense a negative vibe straight away from Monika.
She asked if it was definitely Monika I wanted to see.
She wasn't particularly friendly and I was getting the impression that maybe this wasn't going to be a great punt.
Still, give her a chance.
Onto the bench and she commenced a lack lustre massage of my legs and back.
No communication, no teasing, no sensuality., ......and no sign of B2B.
Turn over and got my first glimpse of naked Monika.
I wasn't displeased.
Nice smooth skin, small ladyboy tits, and a rather tiny cock.
The next thing, she took my hand and placed it on my cock. (Yes my cock, not hers)
Ok I'll go along with that. Maybe she wants me to get hard in readiness for the sexy B2B.
My other hand stretched across to her little cock to try and tease some life into it.
So now I've got a cock in each hand, and neither of them are showing much reaction.
She moved out of reach so I thought it's time for the B2B.
No such luck.
She took over on my cock with not much enthusiasm, and it was obvious that I wasn't going to get anything like the service described by my fellow members.
I know TSs can be a bit temperamental.
Maybe she didn't fancy me? I was too old?
Wtf! I'd paid £120 for B2B so I expected a bit more effort.
I asked her to start B2B. All she did was lean over with her cock still out of reach.
I asked again. I tried again to reach for her cock to no avail.
She positioned herself out of reach and started a rather feeble attempt at HR.
I was polite but rapidly starting to lose interest, as was my cock.
There was nothing resembling B2B.
There was no point in carrying on.
I tried to get some life into my cock, but I was pissed off and it was obvious the session was going nowhere.
I decided to call it a day.
Monika showed very little reaction.
I was looking forward to a decent B2B and was really disappointed following the previous reviews.
I was thinking of asking for some refund as I'd only been in there for about 40 mins, but couldn't be arsed.
I left frustrated and disappointed.
Hopefully my Cialis dose was still effective so I trotted over to L&V nearby with the hope of rescuing my trip to St Helens.
