Author Topic: Joan - Reiki Massage - Mansfield Woodhouse  (Read 1758 times)

Offline silverfoxguy

£40 1Hr massage including HE

Following on from my review of Golf (Pearl of Siam) last week, Joan has been my go to masseuse for a monthly massage for the last year or so with my last massage with her a few weeks ago (early Sept)

As per previous reviews on here, Joan is (IMO) a nice lady, mid 60's, with slim build and the massage is carried out in a wooden summerhouse/cabin at the end of her garden on a proper massage table.

Joan invites you to strip off and lie down naked on your front (Joan remains clothed usually in a vest top and black jeans) and doesn't bother with a towel/draping and the massage itself is a fairly soft oil massage but with lots of cc swipes and stroking of the balls right from the start which always makes my cock nice and hard which she keeps that way with lots of reach unders.

As said the massage is fairly soft and i don't know enough to say if there are any special reiki strokes incorporated and Joan wipes the oil off your back and legs using a warm towel before the turn over before commencing a similar oily soft massage on my front but with cock and ball teasing throughout and the final HE is delivered pretty expertly as she strokes your cock with one hand as she does kind of circling motions over your stomach using her fingernails with the other hand which i find quite sensual until the usual explosion.

Joan then cleans you up with the warm towel and time to get dressed and hand over the notes with a little chit chat.

I find the massage is usually bang on the hour and Joan has a practised massage routine that works for her (and for me)

I tried touching her bum over her jeans on my first visit as she massaged my cock but she cleverly moved out of reach so i've not bothered trying again (it would be nice to know if anyone else has had any more success?)

So, all in all a nice massage experience with a very good HE without being especially erotic but i think very good VFM at £40 hence the positive rating.


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Offline Newtothisstuff

Obviously, she knows you now so knows you want the extras. Does she normally broach the subject herself with new clients? Or do you just put £40 on the table, strip off and assume she'll take the hint?
I'm similar with Phim in Ollerton. She knows what I like so there's no need to ask. I'd like to find a backup plan though. I travel to Mansfield a lot so Joan sounds like she's worth trying. I'm not sure she'll replace Phim as my 'go-to' rub-n-tug because Phim's Massage skills are excellent. But it never hurts to have a backup, or an alternate depending on my mood.
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i think she just knows. i never mentioned it..

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Offline silverfoxguy

Sorry - i thought i'd put the phone number but it was on the title line so i guess it was taken out but that's the correct website link and phone number shown now.

For me i don't remember discussing HE with Joan in my initial contact but maybe she texted back with her prices. I think for my first visit i handed Joan the £40 before the massage, stripped off fully and lay face down in usual punter pose with legs spread quite wide apart so i think Joan knew what i was expecting and didn't disappoint with the inner thigh and ball tickling pretty much from the start.

For the guy who mentioned Phim at Ollerton i've been there a few times too and i'll do a review later as i'm catching up on my reviews (i might have to revisit just to jog my memory, lol) and i'd say Phim's massage is more of a proper, firmer massage dealing with knots and muscle aches and stretching etc., before a nice HE at the end and access to her small but perfectly formed breasts with long, suckable nipples as i remember.


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For the guy who mentioned Phim at Ollerton i've been there a few times too and i'll do a review later as i'm catching up on my reviews (i might have to revisit just to jog my memory, lol) and i'd say Phim's massage is more of a proper, firmer massage dealing with knots and muscle aches and stretching etc., before a nice HE at the end and access to her small but perfectly formed breasts with long, suckable nipples as i remember.
I find Phim does give a great massage. Very firm and she certainly knows what she's doing. Her age may put some people off, but she has a good figure still and didn't object to fingers inside if you're gentle.  B2b isn't brilliant.  A few quick slides on each side then off for a wank.  You're better off asking her to stand at the side of the table so you can reach her properly.  She's B2B and HE only.  Nothing else is on offer.  I'll try to see Joan soon as I'd like to find an alternate in that area.  I tried Good For Life just outside Mansfield but it was just too unpredictable. They always say it's a young girl no matter how old she is. Then they keep changing their rates. I just got fed up getting a crap massage for 40 minutes with an overpriced disinterested wank to finish.

Offline Longrod

This type of massage seems right up my street, I might have to have an early day at work.

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This type of massage seems right up my street, I might have to have an early day at work.
Polite nudge on the reviews matey please  :drinks:

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i think she just knows. i never mentioned it..

Just hand her £40 and ask for sensual.

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Also, Joan goes fucking spare if she finds out there's a review as she's very private.

To be very clear, that's NOT me suggesting we don't review her, but my understanding is she has refused to see people if she finds out they've compromised (in her opinion) her privacy.
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Also, Joan goes fucking spare if she finds out there's a review as she's very private.

To be very clear, that's NOT me suggesting we don't review her, but my understanding is she has refused to see people if she finds out they've compromised (in her opinion) her privacy.

This is a members-only part of the site so she'll only find out if someone tells her

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This is a members-only part of the site so she'll only find out if someone tells her

Yes exactly - which no UKP-er should ever do!

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