I'm not entirely sure if this is allowed or not as this review isn't tied to a specific girl and rather is just about the parlour in general. I'll explain my reasons for that in a minute.
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External Link/Members OnlyI recently was in the area and decided to stop into Ladybirds. I'd visited the place years ago but have never actually punted there. But you hear good things so I decided to give it a try.
I headed up and went through the usual parade of available girls. None were especially attractive but one was good enough that I figured I'd take the plunge given that I was very horny.
I'd visited a cashpoint on the way over but it was out of service. But on the website it says that they accept card. When asked for payment I asked if I could pay by card and the receptionist seemed surprised. I offered to go and find a cashpoint somewhere else but she started trying to boot up their card reader.
The price was £50 for 30 minutes, but she charged me £55. I assume this was a £5 card payment fee, but it really pissed me off because this wasn't mentioned anywhere. She didn't even tell me as she was doing it. I didn't say anything about it, but it doesn't speak to especially good customer service so it's part of the reason for this review.
Once I got into the room, the girl I'd chosen told me that she had a dental emergency and her mouth was in agony. She said I was the last person she was seeing that day and she was leaving afterwards. This explained the surly, uninterested vibe she'd given off during the parade which, foolishly, I didn't take as a reason to not go ahead with seeing her.
I said I didn't mind if she wanted not to go ahead with it but she said it was fine. As you can imagine, the service I got was that of someone with severe pain in their mouth. She tried giving me an oily handjob for a while.
Obviously blowjobs were off the table. Obviously kissing was off the table.
I tried to make the best of things in missionary but she clearly wasn't enjoying things in the slightest.
I asked if she'd get on top and she said she didn't feel up to it.
We did doggy for a bit before I gave up because she was just so clearly not into the whole thing.
She apologised and said her mouth hurt so much that she was really struggling to go through with the whole thing.
We gave up and I got dressed and left.
It's a shame because other than the terrible service (which was understandable), she actually seemed really nice and I suspect she'd be a lot better on a normal day. I didn't want to link her to a negative review given that this was a weird circumstance due to a medical emergency, but I really feel as though Ladybirds shouldn't have let her work if she was in that condition and that's kind of on them. I get the impression she probably was about to leave but then got told to see one last punter for the day when I arrived.
Hence the broad negative review for the establishment but not the specific girl. If a mod feels that's not appropriate, let me know.
For what it's worth, I've just checked their site again and it doesn't look like the girl in question is even working there any more.
