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Offline finn5555

What a load of bollocks  :lol:

Can only speak for myself on this subject really. But I’m sure most ladies will tell you something similar. For new clients the most important thing on first contact, whether it’s by phone or email, is respect. A nice polite conversation on where you found my details, asking a few questions (I won’t go into graphic details so don’t ask), and letting me know what kind of time you would like to spend with me. I will be listening to the words you use and the tone of your voice. If you are nice and friendly and respectful then there is every chance I will agree to see you. It’s very important to me that I feel comfortable in your company when we meet, if I feel that I won’t then I won’t agree to see you.

And minimum of £1200  :dash:

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Offline Inna

What a load of bollocks  :lol:

Can only speak for myself on this subject really. But I’m sure most ladies will tell you something similar. For new clients the most important thing on first contact, whether it’s by phone or email, is respect. A nice polite conversation on where you found my details, asking a few questions (I won’t go into graphic details so don’t ask), and letting me know what kind of time you would like to spend with me. I will be listening to the words you use and the tone of your voice. If you are nice and friendly and respectful then there is every chance I will agree to see you. It’s very important to me that I feel comfortable in your company when we meet, if I feel that I won’t then I won’t agree to see you.

And minimum of £1200  :dash:

http://blogs.adultwork.com/1328070



It does help if you rustle the notes next to the phone, as you politely ask for what you want...  :)

Offline James999

They want MONEY

They talk about clean clients and I'm sure it is nice if a client is freshly washed, but it seems evenif a client ids dirty and unwashed they still service the client inan effort to get the money, this  is proven in the fact that generally when a client negs a pro$$ie after the booking she nearly always snipes at his hygeine, but she went through with the booking at the time.

I remember reading on the Pink forum (What a boring crap site) about a girl who moaned that the client stank of stale piss and she was gagging as she sucked him,

Pro$$ies seem blinded by the £££££££ Of course they will say they would never see a dirty client or answer witheld numbers etc, but the reality shows it to be otherwise  :scare:

I do however believe that if you are freshly showered and fragrant then pro$$ies do tend to get into it more, but then as I am always clean I could be wrong on that, and they may tuck into a dirty cock in the same way they do my clean cock  :sarcastic:

Offline Strawberry

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They want MONEY

They talk about clean clients and I'm sure it is nice if a client is freshly washed, but it seems evenif a client ids dirty and unwashed they still service the client inan effort to get the money, this  is proven in the fact that generally when a client negs a pro$$ie after the booking she nearly always snipes at his hygeine, but she went through with the booking at the time.

I remember reading on the Pink forum (What a boring crap site) about a girl who moaned that the client stank of stale piss and she was gagging as she sucked him,

Pro$$ies seem blinded by the £££££££ Of course they will say they would never see a dirty client or answer witheld numbers etc, but the reality shows it to be otherwise  :scare:

I do however believe that if you are freshly showered and fragrant then pro$$ies do tend to get into it more, but then as I am always clean I could be wrong on that, and they may tuck into a dirty cock in the same way they do my clean cock  :sarcastic:

How very interesting.


Offline AnthG

I do however believe that if you are freshly showered and fragrant then pro$$ies do tend to get into it more, but then as I am always clean I could be wrong on that, and they may tuck into a dirty cock in the same way they do my clean cock  :sarcastic:
The girl I saw last Friday, as soon as I got into the appointment and got undressed she got the baby wipe out and started aggressively scrubbing the hell out of my downstairs (First time anyone has ever done that).

I tell her I literally just had a bath before I left the house to see her but that did not mean much.

I asked to kiss her she is saying for about 2-3 mins convincing me not to saying do you really want to as I have just had both the flu and Cold Sores. (I said I don't have the virus to get them so don't care).

The hand job was tip of finger and thumb doing it like she really does not. Oral was with a Condom on.

You get to a stage where you think why doesn't she just come clean out with it and say you find me minging.

So point being for her my money or cleanliness didn't do much.

Offline James999

The girl I saw last Friday, as soon as I got into the appointment and got undressed she got the baby wipe out and started aggressively scrubbing the hell out of my downstairs (First time anyone has ever done that).

That is a real "Parlour" mentality, she probably cleans herself with baby wipes between clients.

She is just the type of girl that needs to be avoided, a babywipe is no substitute for soap and water / a shower.  :music:

Tony Montana

One escort described the ideal client as "one who pushes £150 through the letterbox and then fucks off"

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The girl I saw last Friday, as soon as I got into the appointment and got undressed she got the baby wipe out and started aggressively scrubbing the hell out of my downstairs (First time anyone has ever done that).
I've had that before she cleaned my bell with a wet wipe before putting my cock in her mouth. I think it was just something she did with everybody I had a shower before meeting her. She also would only let me finger her with a condom over my two fingers, as I could have dirt under my nails (I cut them down to the skin so unlikely) but hey.

Offline Jacob

It is copied from this Pro$$ie 's Blog (and numerous other places). Not original work.
https://www.adultwork.com/BP/144176
https://www.adultwork.com/1240404 or https://www.adultwork.com/MissKittyKatxxx

I'd suggest https://www.adultwork.com/1328070 or https://www.adultwork.com/Passion%5FPussy is not an e$cort at all, just using it to get more CAM action.

Offline TeenKylie

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Another thread with degrading and untrue comments.

I would NEVER see someone who quite obviously has not showered before and have on a couple of occasions refused service if they do not have one at mine.

I NEVER take booking from withheld numbers and I am so sick of the constant texts I still get and ringing me at ridiculous o'clock thinking I must be that desperate for money that I'm going to get out of bed to see them! :dash:

Politeness on the phone is everything to me. If they sound like a nasty person or clearly a Timewaster I will just tell them I am not available.

And read my profile! Is it that hard! :scare:
« Last Edit: September 22, 2011, 07:49:17 PM by TeenKylie »

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Another thread with degrading and untrue comments.

I would NEVER see someone who quite obviously has not showered before and have on a couple of occasions refused service if they do not have one at mine.

I NEVER take booking from withheld numbers and I am so sick of the constant texts I still get and ringing me at ridiculous o'clock thinking I must be that desperate for money that I'm going to get out of bed to see them! :dash:
I think you may have misinterpreted it Kylie. The posters have said some WGs have seen punters who haven't showered and witheld numbers. NOT you personally. There are some less scrupulous escorts I have witheld numbers and still made a booking so it does happen. I have heard of one escort who saw a client who stunk she simply made him shower at her place.

Offline TeenKylie

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I think you may have misinterpreted it Kylie. The posters have said some WGs have seen punters who haven't showered and witheld numbers. NOT you personally. There are some less scrupulous escorts I have witheld numbers and still made a booking so it does happen. I have heard of one escort who saw a client who stunk she simply made him shower at her place.
Oh no I know it was not aimed at me. :rolleyes:

WGs need to be seen as induviuals though and not continually put in the same box. When taking about WGs it should be some of them do this or think this way. Not this all WGs girls think about or do ect ect.
« Last Edit: September 22, 2011, 08:04:18 PM by TeenKylie »

Offline finn5555

Oh no I know it was not aimed at me. :rolleyes:

WGs need to be seen as induviuals though and not continually put in the same box. When taking about WGs it should be some of them do this or think this way. Not this all WGs girls think about or do ect ect.

One fact that is true all prossies want is ££££££  :dash:


Offline Joe Blob

One escort described the ideal client as "one who pushes £150 through the letterbox and then fucks off"

I remember that, and after she posted it somebody DID

Offline TeenKylie

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One fact that is true all prossies want is ££££££  :dash:
That is not ALL some of us want or think about!


Offline James999


I NEVER take booking from withheld numbers and I am so sick of the constant texts I still get and ringing me at ridiculous o'clock thinking I must be that desperate for money that I'm going to get out of bed to see them! :dash:


If you're not desperate why not just switch your phone off at say 10pm as most sensible pro$$ies would do that and keep their personal phone on 24/7

Either

A You are desperate for work / attention 24/7
B You only have one phone for clients and private

I don't believe even you are as stupid as to only have one phone  :dash:

Offline Melb

In my experience there is a range of girls' attitude towards money.

Some are exclusively money-focuses and others who like sex, meeting people and providing a good service. There are plenty in between.

As Kylie says, it's wrong to tar everyone with the same brush.
And it works both ways, some girls sometimes give the impression that all clients are timewasters, stalkers, abusers etc.
The basic fact is that we both rely on each other and my attitude is give girls the benefit of the doubt unless proven otherwise.

Usually if I'm polite and respectful, the girls are too.

Offline TeenKylie

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If you're not desperate why not just switch your phone off at say 10pm as most sensible pro$$ies would do that and keep their personal phone on 24/7

Either

A You are desperate for work / attention 24/7
B You only have one phone for clients and private

I don't believe even you are as stupid as to only have one phone  :dash:
I actually am that stupid at this present moment in time because I use my iPhone for everything.

Offline finn5555

I actually am that stupid at this present moment in time because I use my iPhone for everything.

apart from sending us pics of when you was a size 8  :yahoo:

Offline TeenKylie

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 :lol: :yahoo: :lol: BOLLOCKS
You really have a very narrow minded veiw then. Some of us are differnt.

Offline finn5555

You really have a very narrow minded veiw then. Some of us are differnt.

Very different indeed  ;)

Offline TeenKylie

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apart from sending us pics of when you was a size 8  :yahoo:
That's the only thing I can't seem to do on here. I am going into town shortly and need to use a p.c so I'll do it then if you like.

Offline finn5555

That's the only thing I can't seem to do on here. I am going into town shortly and need to use a p.c so I'll do it then if you like.

OK something to look forward to then  :drinks:


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