So after what seemed like far too much research I finally had a day to wander around chinatown and see what was to be offered
I started off just cruising past a few of the walk ups to pass the time, went into 2 Lisle street, saw a gorgeous blonde but just wasnt really doing it for me.
Eventually wandered towards Little Newport Street/Newport court.
Walked past the 'Massage' place next to the fashion store and almost ran away. The lady manning the door, was so large I wasnt even sure she could get up!
Eventually walked down LNS and saw 11 was a bit busy so went down to Hong Ning to see who would be free for a massage.
The meet
I walked in an asked for a massage, paying £60 for the hour. Alice then came forward and led me upstairs, introducing herself. I cheered internally when she told me her name. Shes of the milfy type, heavily reviewed here but she has a certain air to her that was appealing. Maybe it was all the reviews here flashing in my head.
The massage
We got into one of the rooms where she asked me to strip as she stayed there prepping. Once starkers on the bed she started with a very limp wristed massage. I asked her to go harder and she said she would try before asking "You want foot massage?" which I thought why not
She said to give the foot massage I would need to move to the other room, so as she walked there she expected me to grab my things and run to the other room butt naked!
Once there I was back on the table and the foot massage was not what I was expecting. Rather than massage my feet, she massaged me with hers! By that I mean she walked skipped and jumped on my back and legs!
It was painful but holy hell did it feel good after. Honestly I didnt think any extras would beat that!
The extras
On the turn over she went back to her limp massage before playing with the balls a bit and asking if I wanted extras. Her pricing felt a bit off
£40 HR, £80 B2B and £100 FS
I negotiated that I only had £60 to see if I could at least get B2B but it actually got me topless OW. It wasnt bad, her technique was solid and it felt great but for £60 I definately had buyers remorse after!
Would I return?
Honestly I would return for the massage. Paying £60 for a 5 min OW seems a waste when I can walk 5 mins in any direction and get 10 mins FS for half the price!
If people want to play that FBSM game of Will she/Wont she, Alice is perfect for that. It felt very professional until the turn over where I 'accidentally' grazed her ass
