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Author Topic: How to behave in hotel during punting?  (Read 3345 times)

Offline carefree

Behave like a polite guest.  Why do you even have to ask?

^^bang on^^
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Offline carefree

Maybe not everyone is as 'carefree' as yourself.

Maybe, still doesnt alter the fact that receptionists couldn't give a shit.
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I sometimes look for the bog first to freshen up and then look for the lift or rendezvous place.

Offline GeeWiz

In a hotel I generally behave like a rock star, without the drugs and not throwing the telly out of the window.

Affairs, call girls, other shenanigans, they've seen it all before.  So why worry?  Too many guys over analyzing this hobby, IMO.

Offline Borat

I go in with 95% focus on fucking the prossie.
The other 5% is living in the hope of pulling a fit guest - well doesn't have to be fit, and then fucking her in her room.

Im there to fuck some fit prossie, i couldnt give a flying fuck what people think I look like ( even though i generally wear decent clobber anyway).  If anyone thinks a receptionist cares whether a guest is wearing shorts or a cheap suit they are very sadly mistaken. 

Im pretty sure many businessmen often wear shorts and flip flops, after all they do have some downtime.

Horses for courses my old son, if you are happy to go through the hassle of putting on a shirt, tie and suit just to walk past a receptionist who doesnt give a fuck then you fill yer boots mate.

as i have said there central london hotels during the week i would have thought it would be obvious that no "dressing up" would be required as i will be wearing normal work attire.
If i see a guy in flip flops and generally not giving a shit next time i am in such an establishment i will pop over and say hi my old son

Offline carefree

as i have said there central london hotels during the week i would have thought it would be obvious that no "dressing up" would be required as i will be wearing normal work attire.
If i see a guy in flip flops and generally not giving a shit next time i am in such an establishment i will pop over and say hi my old son

You are right, i really dont give a shit, why should I?  However, i dont wear flip flops but good luck anyway,my old son.
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Offline Quesadilla

Im there to fuck some fit prossie, i couldnt give a flying fuck what people think I look like ( even though i generally wear decent clobber anyway).  If anyone thinks a receptionist cares whether a guest is wearing shorts or a cheap suit they are very sadly mistaken. 

Im pretty sure many businessmen often wear shorts and flip flops, after all they do have some downtime.

Horses for courses my old son, if you are happy to go through the hassle of putting on a shirt, tie and suit just to walk past a receptionist who doesnt give a fuck then you fill yer boots mate.
Entirely agree - I travel a lot for work and although I do often wear a suit for work, more often I travel in jogging bottoms and trainers and bowl up to sign in looking like crap after a 5 hour drive.  Done it so many times I really don't have any qualms about how I appear in a hotel. 

The staff are ultimately in the "hospitality industry" - like WG's - so will usually go out of their way to be hospitable.  Whether you are going for a business meeting or to visit your wife, girlfriend, mistress or hooker they couldn't give a shit as long as the room is paid for, not wrecked, and there's no trouble. 
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Offline CBPaul

I've never had any problems with hotel incalls and it should be straightforward for all but the terminally dense.

Get the hotel, park the car and ring the prossie for the room number - from the car !

Then enter the hotel, walk straight through reception whilst looking for the lift or stairs. Most hotels are well signed to do exactly what you want at this stage - help guests find the rooms.

Proceed to room, indulge and leave.

Providing you don't act like a twat and disturb paying guests the staff won't give a shit. They can spot a prossie booking in a mile off and can probably spot a punter a mile off too. They also know that need to protect part of their core business.

Offline Urban_G

Maybe, still doesnt alter the fact that receptionists couldn't give a shit.
You're probably right, but that still doesn't alter the fact that the OP does give a shit, else he wouldn't have posted. Perhaps thinking about his question rather than your own methods of using a hotel would have been a more appropriate reply.

Whether the advice we gave him means anything or not it will hopefully help him relax a bit in a situation he is not entirely comfortable with.

Offline carefree

You're probably right, but that still doesn't alter the fact that the OP does give a shit, else he wouldn't have posted. Perhaps thinking about his question rather than your own methods of using a hotel would have been a more appropriate reply.

Whether the advice we gave him means anything or not it will hopefully help him relax a bit in a situation he is not entirely comfortable with.

To my mind i AM helping him by saying that actually receptionisits dont give a shit, so therefore stop worrying.

But thanks for your advice anyway.
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Offline punk

its easy, as you go though the entrance scream out at the top of your voice that your here to fuck the arse of the prossie in room 334 all the while waving your cock in the air like you really dont care. that should do it. :hi:

Offline carefree

And it never gets past that, does it? :rolleyes:

As ive already said, its horses for courses, but dont let yourself get obsessed by it :wacko:
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Only done it twice, but took a folder (filled with blank paper) with me, ignored reception and went straight to the lift. No great issue. All the while Rebecca More was waiting for me.....

tcm

Only done it twice, but took a folder (filled with blank paper) with me, ignored reception and went straight to the lift. No great issue. All the while Rebecca More was waiting for me.....

tcm

another folder carrier,i am suprised carefree hasnt made another appearance on this thread questioning why you "give a shit"...

I think as long as you don't waltz up to reception and announce yourself loudly as the next punter of the ho in room 303 and could they confirm she's still up for anal you should be ok.

Punting in hotels is my favourite place for doing incalls, especially the big uns as they've usually got a nice bar for afters. I've never encountered any real problems. Just walk in as if you own the place - as apposed to darting behind pillars or pretending to read an upside down copy of the Metro.  ;)

Offline carefree

another folder carrier,i am suprised carefree hasnt made another appearance on this thread questioning why you "give a shit"...
  Hey you go ahead and "give a shit" as much as you like, I'll worry about things worth worrying about. :rolleyes:
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Offline JV547845

I think as long as you don't waltz up to reception and announce yourself loudly as the next punter of the ho in room 303 and could they confirm she's still up for anal you should be ok.

I bet they still wouldn't do anything unless you pressed them.  When I get round to it I'm going to go walk into a random hotel and ask just that to see what happens.

Offline doc14

nobody in the hotel knows what you are upto, some more savvy ones may guess but they do not know, is it worth their job to enquire?

look at it from another point of view, see if you can spot a previous punter leaving the hotel, again you might have a guess but do not know for certain.


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