I was recently in Lisbon for a few days ( work related but a complicated situation so won't try to explain here)
One sunny afternoon I went for a wander. I was up near the National Pantheon ( I'd been in for a nosy - Eusebio is buried there). The narrow back streets were interesting, and I was surprised at how many ATM there were, seemingly every hundred yards or so.
Down one little street, I saw a neon sign (not many other businesses have signs that project out into the street) and this one said "Thai massage". I had a look at their board, and it seemed to be a bog-standard price list. I have never punted in Portugal so had no idea if things were wholly legit or not.
I meandered on, wondering whether I should give it a go, when I passed a little ( basement) pharmacy, and in their crowded window display was an advert for Viagra
Again, I had no prior knowledge of whether it was prescription only or over the counter in Portugal, but I thought there's only one way to find out, so in I went.
Back out in the street 5 minutes later, with 4x100 tabs.
Sat at a cafe, had a glass of orange juice and popped a tablet. Called at one of the many ATMs and withdrew some Euros. Went back to the Thai place and thought even if it's legit, I'll have a massage.
Down into the basement premises. Pleasant milfy Thai woman met me, jabbered at me on Portuguese. Pointed at myself said "Inglese" and she grinned and switched to pretty good English.
Booked in for 60 minutes for €50.
She led me through to a fairly typical massage room, which could have been in a Thai parlour anywhere in the world.
Told me to undress, and left the room. She returned shortly. She was wearing a grey satin wrap around tunic which went to mid thigh. She stood in front of me, unfastened the sash, and took it off. All she was wearing underneath was a tiny red thong.
She has big ( probably enhanced) tits with long, suckable nipples. At this point it was obvious no WSWS here!
The massage - if it can be called that - was pure filth for the hour. Rubbing, stroking, fondling - all a bit of a blur.
On the flip I found the red thong was gone, and she was naked,with a pretty shaved pussy .
She climbed on the table in the classic 69, and began a slow blowjob, while I lapped at a clean sweet pussy.
Then she climbed off, pointed to her pussy and waggled my cock, clearly offering a fuck. I nodded in agreement, and she delved into her tunic pocket and produced a condom, which she applied by mouth.
She climbed back on the table and mounted me cowgirl. She rode me well, while I played with those great tits.
After, she climbed down, cleaned me up, then put the thing and tunic back on. I made the thumb and forefinger rubbing gesture for "money" and looked enquiringly.
She pulled a mobile phone from her pocket and indicated 100 on the screen.
After the hour I'd just enjoyed, I was more than happy to pay that.
Afterwards, back at my hotel, I tried to look up where exactly I'd been and was astonished at how many Thai massage establishments there were in that small part of the city. Try as I may, I couldn't identify the one I'd been to ( sorry guys, I did try)
