Location: Central Newcastle.
Price: £80 1 hour B2B w/HE.
Hi everyone, sorry for my absence.
I’ve had a pretty shitty few years, and almost lost my appetite for this hobby.
In an attempt to de-stress and get my blood pressure down, and being out of the game in such a long time, I thought I’d finally treat myself to a ‘legit’ massage. *cough*
Knowing I’d not really be up to the task, I wanted start off at the shallow end, and just have a normal one our massage to take my mind of everything. After reading a couple of reviews of Angela, I thought it wouldn’t hurt to see her for a cheeky hour… right?
Anyway, I planned to just have a legit massage, but the little voice in my head told me to “carry some extra cash just in case”
Called I Angela up, while I was in town, she was free and I agreed to be there in 5 minutes. As I got the the building, the entrance hall was full of bloody people hanging around, talking. I floated past the door. Walked around the block, and when I came back there were still there. ‘FUCK OFF,’ I thought to myself…. Anyway, I remembered the reviews commenting on there being loads of businesses on the same floor (good call thanks), so I took a deep breath and walked in. They open the door for me FFS 🫣 haha.
Got to her door, and knocked. Angela seemed really nice, petite, late 30’s early 40’s maybe? She seemed cute enough. Nice legs in tiny shorts. She looked even better when the lights were dimmed.
I asked for a 1hr massage. Deep tissue was £50? I thought “Ah fuk it”, I wasn’t going to argue. She then proceeded to tell me she did other services, B2B, HE etc. I explained I wasn’t up to the task… but I guess she was a good sales person, and said for £10 extra I could give you 30mins B2B w/HE.
I guess I was there now… Okay fine!
I’ve never done this before, and didn’t really know what to expect. The massage was fantastic. It reminded me of all the videos I’ve seen on YT, with the guys being folded into pretzels. 10 mins in, I asked… how much for an hour? 😅 I mean it was only going to be another £20! 🤔 So did the whole hour!
The atmosphere was very nice and calming, some relaxing music, she was very softly spoken and we had a little giggle too. She was very strong for such a petite lady. It felt like I was in there for ages.
After the massage, she oiled me up and did a bit of naked B2B, and here came the cheeky little balls and arse-tickles. Flipped me over and fought for dear life to give me a HE. As I predicted, I had a little difficulty. She switched positions, sitting her little arse on my chest, and played with my balls and finished me off while I squeezed her cheeks and fake hard boobs. We got there in the end.
All in all, very fun. She was a good laugh, giggling away. And when I said something she didn’t understand, she would abruptly reply ”EEH?!”
No mention of OWO or other extras. Maybe next time? 🤷🏻♂️
I’ll defo return. So that’s a yes from me 👍
