Back in 2000, punting in London was much more fun than it is these days. Admittedly, there were fewer nationalities to choose from before the Romanian, Moldovan and Hungarian influx of recent years, but the talent that was here was generally top class and I had very few less than great punts during that era. I think that was largely due to one factor above all others: selection. Or rather, the lack thereof. The talent pool back then was largely comprised of two elements: the home grown variety (eg Pamela) and girls from the former Soviet Union. Chelsea, Kensington and Knightsbridge was literally awash with some of the hottest Slavic ass known to man. The golden years lasted roughly from 1998 – 2005, but it all changed with EU expansion and migrating WGs. Not to mention the curse of global geopolitics which saw VISA requirements for non-EU girls become considerably stricter.
Meeting Vanessa$ this evening reminded me of those adventurous days for two reasons: she a Russo-Latvian MILF and she lives in her own Mews House on one of the finest streets in our great Capital. Vanessa is truly (to this punter) a hidden gem. From her unbelievably efficient and concise communications to her service and oral skills, she reminded me of that other great Russo-Latvian MILF: Nikita/Valery. When I first met Valery a decade ago she also lived in a similar Kensington Mews House and the sight of her Amazonian arse walking up the stairs before me is as much a part of my visual memories of the noughties as anything from my ‘real’ life.
Vanessa$ has neither Valery’s 6’0 height nor her large mouth and enormous lips, but Vanessa has something else: she looks dirty as fuck. More importantly, she is
dirty as fuck! She also has the sexiest Slavic voice – soft, gentle and feline. Moreover, Vanessa possesses a curvy, super fit woman’s body and has fantastic tits. Sorry, TITS. A massive pair of DDs that (to my experienced hand) are natural. Either that or her surgeon was the fucking Wizard of Oz. They are heavy, firm, round, full and responsive - and they are capped with peanut-sized nipples which measured not far off an inch when she became very excited. Extraordinary.
Those mammoth mammaries and Vanessa’s elongated nipples were a magnificent sight to behold and the highlight of the evening.The Good:
The venue. It’s as private, discreet and anonymous as I have ever visited. In fact, it’s perfect. Even the most paranoid of punters would feel comfortable visiting Vanessa’s shag pad. It’s simply a nondescript door at the north end of a very exclusive Mews-style street and it isn’t overlooked. A fucking rugby team could pile in for a gangbang and then leave without being noticed. For central London, that is very, very rare indeed and Vanessa herself commented that her customers adore the intimacy and privacy of her fantastic home. Although it’s compact, the ‘bedroom’ and kitchen are upstairs and the bathroom is downstairs. This arrangement works well as you are on the upper floor and it’s very, very cosy on Vanessa’s massive, comfortable bed.
Vanessa herself is a pure MILF wet dream. She is in her late thirties and has a cracking figure – long legs, a great arse, amazing tits, a very skilled tongue and the sluttiest face I have seen for a very long time. In fact, Vanessa has a face that is so filthy it’s no surprise she almost dares you not to shoot your load down her throat as she begins skilfully working her magic up and down the entire shaft. Given the years of practice she has undoubtedly had, Vanessa$ is unsurprisingly an expert knob polisher. It’s been a while since I was so effortlessly swallowed, regurgitated and swallowed again. Vanessa also uses plenty of spit and her soft, experienced hands to slowly caress the balls and the base of your cock – alternately speeding up and slowing down as she senses you are about to re-plaster her ceiling.
After some time, I couldn’t stand her teasing any longer and told Vanessa it was mac time. Given that she was both soaking wet and tight beyond belief, it was a very, very snug fit and Vanessa literally wouldn’t let me escape her DFK as I slid gently in and out. Either she is the Meryl Streep of MILFs or it had been a quiet day because Vanessa basically insisted that I fuck her willing hole as deeply as I could while she was sucking my fingers and pulling the sluttiest MILF face I have ever seen.
The ending was sweet and fulfilling and I was surprised at being rock-hard for a good 10 minutes afterwards as we lay together on the bed chatting. That was very unusual for me and is testament to just how excited Vanessa managed to get this seasoned punter.
It was a top class, full on, Red Bull fuck.The Bad:
£170 for an hour is a fair few sheets, but not in this part of the world. That said, I know many of you will feel that she is perhaps overpriced. I’m on the fence a little, but I guarantee her rent alone is north of £3K per month so the readies need to come from somewhere.The Ugly: N/AFinal words
A visit to Vanessa is for one thing above all else: filthy, MILF sex. From the second you arrive and see Vanessa’s ‘fuck me’ face and her massive cleavage, you literally can’t wait to get started. The divine vision of her heaving bosom literally just spilling out of her retro slutty white uniform was worth the entry price alone.
For me, the fact that Vanessa is a London veteran made it all the more enjoyable. She had actually lived in the infamous Nell Gwynn House for almost four years and I was amazed that I had not made her acquaintance prior to this evening. Although I like to talk and discuss all manner of things with the WGs I meet, very few are as knowledgeable about the London scene over the years as Vanessa and I’m looking forward to reminiscing with her again in the not too distant future.
Not only is Vanessa a very pleasant, sophisticated and service-minded lady, she is also super fit, filthy and her oral skills are the result of many years of practice. For a hot MILF encounter in London, there are three Russian-speaking girls that anyone would recommend: Latvian Valery, Russian Roxxy and Vanessa. Choosing between them is borderline impossible as each brings a unique skillset and list of redeeming features.
For sheer filth, Roxxy can’t be beaten. For her breath-taking body, Valery is a marvel. But if you want a sure-fire, top drawer MILF encounter, Vanessa$ is the safest choice. Not only is she both very, very experienced and very, very dirty, she also has a killer rack that any 21-year-old WG would kill for.
The kind of rack to bring any punter back!PALS Rating Scale (0-40) + Value (0-10)
P - Personality
A - Attitude
L - Looks
S - Service
Emily Crème Brulee - 9.5/10/9/10/8 – 46.5
Hot Teen Fuck - 9/9.5/10/9.5/8 - 46
Dee - 9/10/8/10/9 - 46
Maggie21 - 9/10/7/10/9 - 45
Brazilian Mel - 10/9/9.5/8/7 - 43.5
Adele4U - 9/9/7/10/8 - 43
Sweet & Kinky Nicole - 8/8/10/6.5/10 - 42.5Vanessa$
- 9/9/8/9/7 - 42
Lola Bell - 9/9/6/9/9 - 42
Brooklyn Blue - 9/9/9/7/7 - 41
Girlfriend Dior - 8/7/7/9/8 - 39All-time Hall of Fame
Pandora - 10/10/10/9/8 – 47
Sylvia - 8/10/10/9/10 - 47
Nicole Foxxx - 10/10/9/9/8 - 46
Chantel - 10/8/9/9/8 - 44
Jessica - 8/9/10/9/6 - 42