Author Topic: Mae @ Green Remedies, 15 Chalton Street, NW1 1JD  (Read 1650 times)

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Posted this on another site during my banning. Copying & pasting here now.

Short update on this place as no time to write a long detailed review. Called in here on a Saturday afternoon in July. There was one lady working, I didn't catch her name. She was in her early 40s, wearing white t-shirt and jeans, shapeless body, a bit heavy probably size 12 - 14. Downstairs to room, got undressed and she started a massage. Some teasing and I asked about extras. We agreed on £40 for B2B which started in FDM, her completely naked on top with nice body slides. Her body is not much to look at, no ass, C cup tits which would look great if she lost weight but on her body the proportions are all wrong. On the turn she jumped off table and commenced hand job but I asked her to climb up again for more body slides. She agreed without hesitation and before I knew it she was grinding her pussy on my cock and groaning as I sucked on her baby oil covered nipples. I asked her to put it inside her, she asked me to pay extra. I only had another £20 on me, she wanted £50. Showed her my wallet with just the £20 and she agreed. Took me inside, no mention of condom and bounced cowgirl style. She was getting tired so moved to missionary. She was loud and enjoying it. I asked her could I cum inside her, she said yes. Finished and left my load inside her. On clean up she had buyers remorse and told me she is not on any birth control! She said I should have cum outside. But I did ask her! Oh well. Hope she is not preggers.

Update: went back a second time, did same except no cum inside. Exchanged numbers. Her period has come so no baby. Phew. She told me her name is Mae.
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Thanks for (cautionary) review  :drinks:

She Mae not be so obliging or indeed happy given the herd about to head her way.   :dash:

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Yes, I guess she will be wondering about the sudden upturn in business
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Yes, I guess she will be wondering about the sudden upturn in business

Suppose as you posted elsewhere first that a certain type has already inundated her...  and maybe UKP-only readers will try her colleagues or elsewhere instead.   :unknown: :wacko:

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Suppose as you posted elsewhere first that a certain type has already inundated her...  and maybe UKP-only readers will try her colleagues or elsewhere instead.   :unknown: :wacko:

If you are thinking of the website I think you are, I am not a member there.
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If you are thinking of the website I think you are, I am not a member there.

A good thing then ploughing your own furrows.  In which case the torrent is yet to come as someone who is will no doubt spill his beans over there.

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A good thing then ploughing your own furrows.  In which case the torrent is yet to come as someone who is will no doubt spill his beans over there.

Are you an undercover member "over there"?!  :D
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She told me her name is Mae.

Is this the baby's name?  :D

Talk about opening the floodgates...

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Are you an undercover member "over there"?!  :D

I had a temp login for a couple of weeks a few years back (2020?  They had some verification process I wasn't going to bother with) then they locked it down to existing members and I'd presumed kept it locked since.    I'd visited San Ling Swiss Cottage a few times in previous years unaware/in denial of it's infamy, was curious to see how bad it was... read some of the reporting there and I've swerved it since.


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I had a temp login for a couple of weeks a few years back (2020?  They had some verification process I wasn't going to bother with) then they locked it down to existing members and I'd presumed kept it locked since.    I'd visited San Ling Swiss Cottage a few times in previous years unaware/in denial of it's infamy, was curious to see how bad it was... read some of the reporting there and I've swerved it since.

Purely for research purposes, of course  :D
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