Ibiza

[omgcrazyfun]

Going to Ibiza on Wednesday until Monday for a mates 50th and looking to get a bit of punting in whilst I'm there. Any up to date information on parlours, incalls/outcalls or strip clubs? I'll be staying in Playa d'en Bossa but have things planned in San Antonio as well

[jampratt]

Murphys Bar in Bossa used to gets WGs in there and there are street girls outside Ushuaia (although never had any from there myself). Usually plenty of street girls outside Pacha...ive had good and bad experiences from there and it is not cheap! The 2 brothels I knew in San An hav both shut.

Prob better getting some gear and trying to pull lol

[sesalovdarlo]

Was there this summer. Had one average but expensive punt with a south American girl from External Link/Members Only. Her name was sophia can’t find her in there now. Went to hers which was a fucking nightmare cos can you fuck get a taxi anywhere or even an uber after 9pm. Paid e250 was out in 50 min. Couldn’t find her profile to review.

One of lads brought a street walker back from pascha area (i think). He was with her for hours. We had to move rooms to let him go at it. He said he had a great time but e800 lighter. She was fucking beautiful. European girl.

I had some civi action in ocean beach (not literally in there haha) but we had a group on hen come back to ours. They came back because they were from northeast like us and we had good craic. The sex was the most underwhelming though. She probably thought the same after 12 hours on drink and drugs.

We stayed in P.D’bossa also

[lewisjones23]

I worked a season in Ibiza when I was in my early 20's.

The best job I had there was handing out flyers for a brass house, I got 1 euro for every punter that handed in my leaflet.

Good solid earner, made loads of connections and got to knock off pretty hand each night and still go to the bigger clubs once they started getting going

[omgcrazyfun]

Was there this summer. Had one average but expensive punt with a south American girl from External Link/Members Only. Her name was sophia can’t find her in there now. Went to hers which was a fucking nightmare cos can you fuck get a taxi anywhere or even an uber after 9pm. Paid e250 was out in 50 min. Couldn’t find her profile to review.

Thanks for the link, this will come in handy whilst im out there. I spoke to the agency on whatsapp earlier and they sent a load of WG images. They want 300EUR for an hour outcall including the taxi. Next task is to use yandex to check for fakes!

[omgcrazyfun]

Adventures so far:

Booked 2 girls from Lolita's Ibiza External Link/Members Only
€600 EUR for 1 hour outcall to my hotel room. Showered with them both, absolutely stunning bodies, but the punt was certainly not the best, they couldn't speak a word of English, they had attitude, I was frequently told "no" to things, no interaction between themselves, they spoke to each other during sex, hardly any BJ (covered), a bit of doggie sex with both and cowgirl with one, handjob to finish. Expensive but the girls were phenomenal. Blonde girl and a brunette, both looked young, brunette had bolt ons but done well, blonde had almost no tits (which I like) her body was perfect, the cutest butts. See pictures/vid attached, these were sent via WhatsApp and are representative however the girls on ibizatops website itself are not, but you'll still get a stunner.
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Went up in the hills one night to a secluded villa recommended by a taxi driver, I was with 4 other lads, apparently invite only. Not going to lie, we genuinely thought it was going to be like the film hostel when we arrived and were going to get our knee caps drilled, security was tight, and very little light coming down the drive. Anyway we arrived, were greeted by a male host and then the girls came out and introduced themselves. I chose a cute Spanish girl, €240 EUR per hour. Again not the best punt but very pretty girl, BJ, doggie, handjob to finish. She didn't rush me and was happy to chat after. A few of my mates didn't bother, choosing to sit with a beer upstairs.
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Finally, there's a place up in Eivissa we went to called 'Aloe night club showgirls' and at face value looks like a strip club, it's anything but.. The girl I spoke to (Colombian, pretty face, big tits) told me via Google translate we could fuck. €150 EUR for 30 mins or €300 for 1 hour. I took the 30 mins. The room itself was upstairs behind prefabricated walls, just chipboard with a padlock and frankly looked a nightmare, very dimly lit and cluttered. The punt was actually great though, she took instructions well, BJ (covered) plenty all attention to the balls, sex (doggie, mish) and very friendly attitude.
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[omgcrazyfun]

Adventures so far:

Booked 2 girls from Lolita's Ibiza External Link/Members Only
€600 EUR for 1 hour outcall to my hotel room. Showered with them both, absolutely stunning bodies, but the punt was certainly not the best, they had attitude, I was frequently told "no" to things, hardly any BJ (covered), a bit of doggie sex with both and cowgirl with one, handjob to finish. Expensive but the girls were phenomenal. Blonde girl and a brunette, both looked young, brunette had bolt ons but done well, blonde had almost no tits (which I like) her body was perfect, the cutest butts. See pictures/vid attached.

Went up in the hills one night to a secluded villa recommended by a taxi driver, I was with 4 other lads, apparently invite only. Not going to lie, we genuinely thought it was going to be like the film hostel when we arrived and were going to get our knee caps drilled, security was tight, and very little light coming down the drive. Anyway we arrived, were greeted by a male host and then the girls came out and introduced themselves. I chose a cute Spanish girl, €240 EUR per hour. Again not the best punt but very pretty girl, BJ, doggie, handjob to finish. She didn't rush me and was happy to chat after. A few of my mates didn't bother, choosing to sit with a beer upstairs.
External Link/Members Only

Finally, there's a place up in Eivissa we went to called 'Aloe night club showgirls' and at face value looks like a strip club, it's anything but.. The girl I spoke to (Colombian, pretty face, big tits) told me via Google translate we could fuck. €150 EUR for 30 mins or €300 for 1 hour. I took the 30 mins. The room itself was upstairs behind prefabricated walls, just chipboard with a padlock and frankly looked a nightmare, very dimly lit and cluttered. The punt was actually great though, she took instructions well, BJ (covered) plenty all attention to the balls, sex (doggie, mish) and very friendly attitude.
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[omgcrazyfun]

Mods, can you delete the quoted post above please. Was by accident.

[alabama1]

I worked a season in Ibiza when I was in my early 20's.

The best job I had there was handing out flyers for a brass house, I got 1 euro for every punter that handed in my leaflet.

Good solid earner, made loads of connections and got to knock off pretty hand each night and still go to the bigger clubs once they started getting going

Nice for you to reminisce, but of no use at all for the OP's original question. 

[lewisjones23]

Nice for you to reminisce, but of no use at all for the OP's original question. 

Neither is your response 🤷🏻‍♂️