Tanya - Piccadilly Club, Manchester

[sandy2000]

Great ancoats st 0161 237 9291

30 mins £35

I know for £35 you can’t expect much and I’ve been Piccadilly loads but this was the worst ever.

Tanya is blonde and I’d say in her late 20’s. Usual method of picking the one you want out of the line up and she took my fancy. Friendly enough but that’s were it went downhill.

Onto the bed and there was no warm up at all with her trying to get the condom on for OW whilst I was still flaccid. Little Sandy woke up and the OW was decent. Within 1 min it was “ what position you want “ I asked her to carry on with the OW for a bit which, in fairness, she did for another min.

Then into missonary where she was just there. Despite her being attractive, I just couldn’t get into a rhythm as it was like shagging a corpse ( not that I’d know….) so into doggy and she said “ you must cum this time “ well, that just pissed on what was left of the bonfire and I just couldn’t cum. She tried a HE and I thought she was going to snap it off.

Tried myself but I was just going soft.

For the first time in nearly a decade of punting, I left without cumming. I’ve had to sort myself out in the past once or twice but at least I’ve cum.

I had to really stop myself from being rude to her as her attitude towards the actual punt was awful. I know it’s £35 and a production line but I’ve had some great punts there in the past but this was awful.

[bigthickdick]

Great review, I had a similar experience there recently, since they moved to the new location (where Passions used to be which was a really crappy parlour) their service quality dropped significantly. At their old premises I mostly had good punts (or at least good value for money punts).

Avoid. £35 may sound cheap but it is £35 more than what it is worth. Save the money and have a wank instead, if you do it twice then you save £70, with that money the next time you want to punt you can go to GFE, pay £65 for a great time with Olivia, Reagan or Sophie and you'll still have £5 left in your pocket for a pint after the punt.