Who's the worst (wide definition of the word) that you've seen?
I found myself in Brighton and desparate one weekend with no internet access and short on time. So, I found an ad in the local paper, spoke to a girl who said she was 19, slim and offered her variety of services for £60 per hour. Aha lucky me! thinks I, I have discovered a bargain.
When I arrived outside the flat I saw a girl talking rapidly on the phone in a foreign language. She accosted me with the word "Nicky?". Didn't speak or understand much English. I tried to ignore her then realised she was somehow connected to the service. Must be the "maid". Followed her into flat then realised she was the escort. She was in her 30s, looked and smelled unclean, had very bad teeth (black fangs), sunken black eyes and seemed to be a junkie.
But she turned out to be the most fantastic lover - no just kidding, I said sorry and rushed out into the fresh air and sanity.
OMG That was a reality check.