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Author Topic: Candidates for the worst  (Read 1088 times)

Offline Melb

Who's the worst (wide definition of the word) that you've seen?

I found myself in Brighton and desparate one weekend with no internet access and short on time. So, I found an ad in the local paper, spoke to a girl who said she was 19, slim and offered her variety of services for £60 per hour. Aha lucky me! thinks I, I have discovered a bargain.

When I arrived outside the flat I saw a girl talking rapidly on the phone in a foreign language. She accosted me with the word "Nicky?". Didn't speak or understand much English. I tried to ignore her then realised she was somehow connected to the service. Must be the "maid". Followed her into flat then realised she was the escort. She was in her 30s, looked and smelled unclean, had very bad teeth (black fangs), sunken black eyes and seemed to be a junkie.

But she turned out to be the most fantastic lover - no just kidding, I said sorry and rushed out into the fresh air and sanity.

OMG That was a reality check.

Offline smiths

Of those that werent straight scam/rip-off merchants, the pornstar and WG Katie Weale at GP Parties in 2008, she was either virtually comatose or literally slapping your hand away from touching her. I saw her giving OW to a punter for an hour falling asleep most of the time. As Jerboa said she hated being a WG and in my view despised punters as well. She was ice-cold and very unfriendly. I avoided her from the first party onwards and i heard they finally (after months of punters having to put up with her) sacked her after she fell asleep on a punters cock.

She then moved onto an Agency where she lasted 3 whole days before being sacked, i then read a post on auto-censored where a punter had experienced similar. An horrific woman.

i booked this one - http://escortsofberkshire.com/nicole.phtml. Her fake tan was peeling off and smelt of biscuits. to this day i wonder how her cunt smelt.




Offline eli69

i booked this one - http://escortsofberkshire.com/nicole.phtml. Her fake tan was peeling off and smelt of biscuits. to this day i wonder how her cunt smelt.
what's seeing with smelling like biscuits!? I love biscuits ;) as long as she don't smell like a hobo's nob



Offline philuk1uk

i booked this one - http://escortsofberkshire.com/nicole.phtml. Her fake tan was peeling off and smelt of biscuits. to this day i wonder how her cunt smelt.

Fake tan always smells of biscuits, i've had a couple myself recently, the same day and even the next day you wouldnt want to be intimate with someone.

Tony Montana

I reckon you will struggle to beat this:

https://www.adultwork.com/1334513 or https://www.adultwork.com/sexyt1ts2012

Jesus Christ!  I thought it was a joke one until I saw the verification photo.

Offline Marmalade

fecking . . . . speechless . . .  I am shocked

(quick re-write of her profile)

Q. What is sexy services    A. That is for me to know and for you to find out and also use your imagination. Especially the latter. Lots of it. You'll need it.
Q. Do you wear high heels.    A. No I don't. I would topple over.
Q. Do you do hard and soft swing.    A. Yes I do. Usually in the darkest room of a downhill swingers club. Or the local jail.
Q. Do you work on your own.    A. yes I do. Usually no-one else wants to join me. Ever. Not even punters.
Q. Want hours do you work    A. I work from 10am to 10pm. Care in the community, y'know, but wouldn't mind a shag one of these days . . .
Q. How do I know how to phone you.    A. send me an email and I will let you know. You would have to use a phone. 1.Imagine I have sexy tits. 2.Avoid sex for about a year. 3.Imagine I have sexy tits. Then email me requesting that I remove all pictures. It will help you get a hard-on.
Q. What do you charge.    A. I will let you know when you telephone me. Please ignore the fixed rates. I am a prossie and want to extract money from you even if I am old and fat and have a maniacal gleam in my eye!
Q. Do you do kinky.    A. No I don't. I *am* kinky. And so are you if you email me, dummy!

Offline NIK

Jesus Christ!  I thought it was a joke one until I saw the verification photo.

Who the fuck would pay for that?  :scare:
She's got to be having al laugh  :lol:

Offline AnthG

Access to her PG is £7 !!!
 
I wouldn't even pay that to punt with her. :)

Access to her PG is £7 !!!
 
I wouldn't even pay that to punt with her. :)

I'd pay that to get out of the fucking room if she was in it.

Offline yumyum3

I think I might book her for a Halloween punt. :scare: :scare: :scare:

Offline ladyteeny

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Offline AnthG

I think I might book her for a Halloween punt. :scare: :scare: :scare:
Just pay her to open the door for you with all the trick or treaters; scare the shit out of them.


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