External Link/Members OnlyI have to say this is arguably my worst punting experience as far as losses go, and I dare say I’ll never see a Brazilian escort again as I view them to be the biggest risk out there, more than your average Hungarian or Romanian.
This meet took place around 15th August. Lara was a plan C for me on the day as I couldn’t get hold of Ebony444 or Slutty Amy. She was on my hotlist for a while so I thought let me go for anal while
I’m seeing her. Enquired about it and she said it was £200 for 1 hour plus £100 for anal. Reviews seemed legit on AW and as mentioned in my last review, I hadn’t been on UK Punting for a while. I recently checked her reviews on here and had I seen them before, I definitely wouldn’t have seen her. It was a last minute booking and she was available. Agreed on a time and made my way to her place in Marylebone.
She kept me waiting 5 mins outside and eventually I was given the door number. Made my way and I have to say she looks very different from her photos. Facially really not all that and a way too obvious bbl. She takes photoshopping to a whole other level. Thought to myself I'm here so let’s make the most of it. She said before that she accepted bank transfer so I opted for that (first mistake). Asked me whether I wanted a drink and she brought a fan in. It wasn’t that hot but whatever.
Didn’t bother showing as I had one just before I left my place. As I strip down and lay on the bed, she’s fiddling with her phone going to the bathroom to do god knows what which took some time, not a good sign I thought. When she does come I notice her pulling a condom out and about to put it on my dick. Now there was no mention of OWO being an extra on her profile and if I’ve enquired about anal and rimming, surely you’d think to mention it.
It annoyed me tbh as OW doesn’t really do it for me. She started sucking and I asked her if she’s ok with fingering. She said yes but softly. As soon as my finger made contact with her pussy, she grabbed my hand and said slowly baby with a pissed off look on her face. I’m perplexed at this point. That’s typically a reaction from a virgin and while every girl is different, this was definitely the first time I’d seen this reaction. Of course I’m not gonna just shove a finger or two, even a first timer knows better.
She tells me to move to a different position, then to another, then tells me to relax more as she notices I’m not getting hard. Yeah no shit with her lacklustre effort and attitude. She tried applying lube so I could finger away but to no avail. As I was still trying to finger her, very slowly with one finger, soon as I try to insert a second she grabs my wrist and says no.
I told her to let me get hard my way, seeing that she didn’t even blow me for longer than a minute. Just completely lacklustre, you’d think she was doing it out of charity. Eventually I get hard enough to insert it into her pussy where I found her quite tight. Due to how long I’d been masturbating, I found myself cumming early. Instead of the usual enthusiasm you’d find in an escort to get me going again, she had the nerve to ask whether I’d like to take a shower now?
I thought you bloody what? We weren’t even 30 mins in! At that stage I was so turned off by her don’t do this, don’t do that, move here, move there, you need to be very soft, extra this, extra that I told her seeing that we didn’t try anal, I’d like that £100 extra I gave you for anal back as we didn’t even attempt it.
She refused saying that’s not her fault that I couldn’t get hard. Conveniently pretends she can’t speak decent English all of a sudden as well. Told her that’s irrelevant because I paid you for a service which I didn’t get, didn’t even bother to get into why I couldn’t get hard which was the main cause. I’ve heard of plenty of escorts who’d give fellas back part of their fee if they came too early and only stayed for 30 mins instead of an hour for example. This greedy tramp just wouldn’t budge eventually I just wanted to get out of there. In hindsight I should’ve squatted and refused to move.
I left her a feedback on AW explaining as much as I could in the limited words I was given and this lying bitch claimed that we did try anal.
I really would hate for anyone to have to go through this so please do not see this overrated clown. My blood is boiling it just writing this and remembering her. Facially below average, underwhelming work done on her body which makes you wonder what was the point, and above all an entitled and dishonest attitude.
Topic: SexyBrazilianLara - Marylebone (Read 1096 times)