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Offline Melb

I am amazed at how bad some of the profiles on AW are and wonder how they get any customers.
I've seen such things as:
 - blurry photos of body parts, which could belong to anybody
 - very short description which tell you nothing useful
 - great long rambling descriptions about their personalities, hobbies, boyfriends, husbands...
 - no way of contacting them
 - requests for cash in advance
 - aggressive complaints about timewasters
 - no indication of fees

On one occasion a girl asked for help with photos and I responded and gave some feedback, very politely, and guess what? A hostile response. Phew! That's teach me to mind my own business.

Am I alone in this view?

Offline AnthG

No you are not alone, infact I was literally thinking of starting the very same topic this moment but then saw yours.

My motives was a new girl has just joined AW yesterday, she said in her profile

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if u want a booking please use the mailing

I sent her an email requesting a booking yesterday afternoon, and also subbed to her PG, she then never logged back in for the rest of the day yesterday.

She has logged in today but the email message is still showing as unread.  :(

Why setup a new profile and then not even bother to log back in for the rest of the day or read peoples booking messages after saying this is the way how to book.

On a total separate note I truly hate it when you see new profiles, no picture whatsoever and text saying "Hi im debra am new to Escorting book me for some fun".

With no pictures for £100 an hour are you living on planet daft.

It just honestly seems escorts are having a laugh as noway can they be that stupid to think they have can this and the list you have mentioned in the OP and we will come running with our money.

In most cases I would suggest it is because the girl you end up seeing had little or no input into the AW profile, indeed she may be unaware AW even exists.

The pimp will have written it and, being lazy like all criminals, won't have bothered to do a proper job, or got distracted by a blunt, or whatever.

In the same vein, I always take the list of services offered with a barrel load of salt - nothing is for certain until you're in the room flashing the cash face to face...

Offline GlasgowGirl

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No you are not alone, infact I was literally thinking of starting the very same topic this moment but then saw yours.

My motives was a new girl has just joined AW yesterday, she said in her profile

I sent her an email requesting a booking yesterday afternoon, and also subbed to her PG, she then never logged back in for the rest of the day yesterday.

She has logged in today but the email message is still showing as unread.  :(

Why setup a new profile and then not even bother to log back in for the rest of the day or read peoples booking messages after saying this is the way how to book.

On a total separate note I truly hate it when you see new profiles, no picture whatsoever and text saying "Hi im debra am new to Escorting book me for some fun".

With no pictures for £100 an hour are you living on planet daft.

It just honestly seems escorts are having a laugh as noway can they be that stupid to think they have can this and the list you have mentioned in the OP and we will come running with our money.

Most girls I know (and certainly me when I first started), will create a profile first then shortly after will upload some pictures. That is if they find they are serious about this, get the enquiries and are not put off by the numerous timewasters who email every new girl on AW looking for freebies, 'male escorts' asking if they need a duo partner etc. Remember when first setting up, most girls don't realise that AW is the main place guys seem to look online. I put up ads in lots of places when I first started but only elaborated on the ones which I seemed to be getting most enquiries from. No point in putting huge effort into something until you have scoped it out and realised it will be likely to be successful. I remember when I first started I got an escort girl I met to take some quick pics for me and I was puzzled why she kept referring to Adultwork as "the site" , "the site this, the site that...." as if AW was the only escort site on the planet! But I quickly realised that where I am anyway it gets escorts about 90% of their work.

So give her time. Check back in a week or two and if still no pictures I'd then say forget it x

Offline Ali Katt

I don't know if anyone else does this but I won't book girls if the profile description is unnecessarily graphic, as experience says the profile in question could be bullshit or the girl could be inexperienced, obviously there are exceptions.
A made up example would be something like: " cum on boys fuck my steaming wet cunt and dirty shit hole". You get the picture.

Also I wholly avoid :
- chav speak profiles and poor grammar. e.g. "cum c me for gud fuk"
- offers bareback (automatic blacklist regardless of looks)
- Pics of cum in pussy or arse (even if it's her boyfriend) as it suggests she offers bareback
- poor or bullshit feedback
- too expensive for area they're in or if they charge too much in comparison to their looks
- "buy me nice presents"
- too young, too old, looks like the back-end of a bus.
- Talks excessively about her kids, boyfriend(s) husband etc - also I say no if you have to meet him first.
- Doesn't offer sex
- Lives in a shithole area where it would be dangerous to visit
- More don't s than do's
- no pics

I'm cautious of:
- Pics of cum-on-face as profile pic (attention seeking?)
- "I'm worth every penny" "I charge more because I'm better" - I'll be the judge as will any other punters
- "I am a student I'm doing this to pay off my loan"
- Uses terms "donation" "high class courtesan" etc
I could go on...
« Last Edit: September 20, 2011, 04:40:57 PM by al »

Offline NIK

I am amazed at how bad some of the profiles on AW are and wonder how they get any customers.
I've seen such things as:
 - blurry photos of body parts, which could belong to anybody
 - very short description which tell you nothing useful
 - great long rambling descriptions about their personalities, hobbies, boyfriends, husbands...
 - no way of contacting them
 - requests for cash in advance
 - aggressive complaints about timewasters
 - no indication of fees

On one occasion a girl asked for help with photos and I responded and gave some feedback, very politely, and guess what? A hostile response. Phew! That's teach me to mind my own business.

Am I alone in this view?

Don't know how long you've been punting mate, but you seem to have AW sussed.  :D
Welcome to UKP.

Offline Melb

Been punting for a few years on and off. Is there no alternative to AW, they seem to have a monopoly.

"Punting" sounds rather jolly doesn't it. Out on the water, fresh air, what what!

Offline cunnyhunt

I am degree educated and like good conversation.


For sure that is why we book.

Offline Melb

Here's a classic

https://www.adultwork.com/1069995

Must have spent ages in the photo studio and then selecting the best pic

Offline Jimmyredcab

Here's a classic

https://www.adultwork.com/1069995

Must have spent ages in the photo studio and then selecting the best pic

5' 1" tall and dress size 18

Little wonder she doesn't show a photo, must look like a beached whale.   :D :lol:

Offline M1nty

Here's a classic

https://www.adultwork.com/1069995

Must have spent ages in the photo studio and then selecting the best pic
Seems like the girl for me, except she don't do anal.

Cheers,
E.  T. 


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