This punt happened about 3 weeks ago on one of Clara's frequent visits to Colchester
External Link/Members OnlyVenue was a clean east to find flat not far from the North station. I parked in Asda and walked about 10 minutes.
I paid £100 for an hours FBSM.
Clara is an extremely thin girl almost certainly anorexic, her arms were just bones with a thin covering of skin. She could easily have been used as a medical model for demonstrating the human skeleton. Now, while I didn't find Clara in the least attractive this isn't the reason for the negative.
I handed over the money and Clara went to stash it while I stripped off and lay face down on the massage couch. Clara was gone for what seemed like 5 minutes and when she eventually returned she was naked apart for some very unsexy panties. Then she proceeded to put some music on which took considerably longer than it should have done and even fetching the oil from the adjacent table was done at a snails pace.
The massage consisted of Clara pouring oil onto various locations on my back and proceeding to very gently rub it in. This did almost nothing for me and after 30 minutes of this she asked me to turn over and immediately went in for the kill with no massage to my front and non of the advertised body to body. I realised at this point that this would be crap and I let Clara continue until I came with the help of thoughts of my last successful punt.
Shower taken and I was out of the door with 15 minutes to spare despite the fact that I'd noticed that the prominent clock in the room was set 10 minutes fast.
So time wasting, short changed on time, unattractive masseuse, crap massage all add to make this a negative I'm afraid.
How I missed the lagomorph's neutral on here from a few months ago, I don't know.