Author Topic: Royal Orchid Thai Massage - Crewe  (Read 694 times)

Offline CraftyBob

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Hello all - I am a new member here but by no means a newbie to punting. I was a member of the L-B-B forum back in the day and was sad to discover it no longer exists following a long break. I have been getting the urge to punt again recently after previously thinking I'd gotten it out of my system. :rolleyes: Anyway, a couple of months back I found myself with a few hours to kill in Stoke, and what should I walk past but a Royal Orchid Thai Massage establishment.  :yahoo: The happy memories (endings!) came flooding back and before I knew it I found myself inside, naked, face down and waiting for the command to "turn over"  :D

Anyway, I had reason to visit Crewe this week and couldn't let it pass without a visit to an old favourite of mine.  Parked up in the free public car park across the road (probably only about 10 spaces max but I've never had a problem getting on it), walked straight in to be greeted by Lily, who seemed vaguely familiar. Probably early 30's, 5' 4", average build and not unattractive. I asked if she had any availability for a quick 30 minute massage soonish and was delighted to find she could fit me in immediately.  She seemed keen to know whether I'd visited before, to which I replied I had, and not just to the Crewe branch! £30 cash paid on the spot and I "accidentally" flashed a little extra, not that this is necessary, but I like to put minds at rest.

Lily led me up to the room and told me to strip naked (not that I needed any encouragement) and a few minutes later we were underway.  As a regular peruser of non-HE sports massages, the massage itself wasn't anything to write home about, but Lily worked around my back and limbs, leading up to a sensual light massage around the ball area which was new to me and went on for some time. If I didn't have any wood by that point, I certainly had a raging boner by the end of it! Lots of light CC swipes which I do enjoy and not rushed at all.

When the time came to turn over onto my back, the focus shifted to my very erect member. "Would you like me to massage that?" or words to that effect were uttered, to which I gleefully agreed. "£20", she stated and then restated to make it absolutely clear.  Her technique was great, gripping my shaft in one hand and wanking the upper third with the other, heavily oiled, not unlike how I imagine circumcised fellows must do it, although I do prefer a firmer grip to the relatively light "oil glide".  At one point, she moved my hand onto her backside over her trousers, possibly standard procedure as I recall others doing it at this establishment, perhaps when they think you might need some encouragement. I must confess, Lily possesses a relatively slim derriere, and being a connoisseur of curves myself, it wasn't doing a great deal for me. At this point I noticed she had quite a decent rack on her and, with a glint in my eye, asked if I could touch. "£20 again" so said without hesitation, "two £20" clarifying the extras would be £40.  At this point, I decided to query what she was offering because I didn't fancy forking out another £20 just to grope tit over cloth, especially considering I've had massages before where tits have been fully on display at no extra cost.  Anyway, it turned out she was happy for me to feel her bare breasts inside her top but she wasn't getting them out. Slightly disappointing as she had a lovely pair and chunky nips to die for, but one must be respectful at all times. One thing that did impress me was how she looked and sounded like she was enjoying herself as she pleasured me, a welcome departure from the usual "going through the motions" stare. Before I knew it, I had climaxed with a sizeable Thai tit in my hand and nipple between fingers. Pure bliss! A shower was offered, which I obliged, and we made pleasant small talk. Turns out Lily works different days across all the Royal Orchid branches.

While it wasn't by a long shot (no pun intended!) the best massage/extras I have received at this branch, it was still a very enjoyable experience and good value for money. No doubt I will return again.

PS, does anybody remember a girl named Dee or DeeDee at Royal Orchid about 5/6 years ago?  Just wondering if she's still around?  She was an absolute magician.  :wacko:

Offline Thephoenix

Welcome to the site and thanks for the review.
You'll find a lot of ex members of the old site on here and thankfully this one's a great deal better.

I've also been a regular at Royal Orchid in  Crewe and Nantwich, and Lily is one of my favourites.
The reason I'm a regular is their HE price has stayed the same for years, and you know exactly how the massage will progress, including the hand on the bottom etc.

They're usually pretty strict on the extras so you were lucky to enjoy the tit grope.

4H HE are often available there for an extra £40.

I don't remember DeeDee, but my memory's not great.
There was a DeeDee worked at the Tha place in Runcorn years ago who was very popular.

Offline CraftyBob

Welcome to the site and thanks for the review.
You'll find a lot of ex members of the old site on here and thankfully this one's a great deal better.

I've also been a regular at Royal Orchid in  Crewe and Nantwich, and Lily is one of my favourites.
The reason I'm a regular is their HE price has stayed the same for years, and you know exactly how the massage will progress, including the hand on the bottom etc.

They're usually pretty strict on the extras so you were lucky to enjoy the tit grope.

4H HE are often available there for an extra £40.

I don't remember DeeDee, but my memory's not great.
There was a DeeDee worked at the Tha place in Runcorn years ago who was very popular.

Thanks for the welcome!

I honestly thought the tit grope would be a straight no as it usually is.  Nothing ventured, nothing gained as the old saying goes.

TBH, I'm not 100% her name was DeeDee or whether it was something similar or I'm muddling her up with someone else. She wasn't much to look at, but she was as mad as a box of frogs!  Lots of anal play, which until I met her, I didn't realise I was a fan of. Completely unsolicited internal prostate massage (a first for me) while she wanked me off, whilst offering OWO at the same time. Best orgasm I've ever had, very nearly spurted the ceiling! Very enthusiastic, friendly lady with a naughty gleam in her eyes who rotated across the branches I believe.
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