Well blow me down.
It's not often that I get stitched up, mainly due to doing my homework, and not trusting many foreign birds.
Anyway, not only did I get stitched up by one girl tonight, but I was stupid / gullible enough to get done by her colleague too.
First things first, I was in Southend and got the urge so checked out on the ever 'Helpful' AW for some girls I had previously looked up
First choice was Sexy Kindy, so gave her a ring and she was available. Did my usual verifications on the phone, £60 for 30 mins and French Kissing is okay - Yes to both questions. Got the postcode and nipped almost around the corner. A probably well known street Alexandra Road.
So rang Kindy and got the house / flat number. Walked over the flat and called her and she let me in. Looked reasonable enough. Went to the very sparse bedroom. Double check French Kissing is okay to be told no. Explained that on the phone she said it was fine, to be told No again. Said I could not stay so she let me out. Walked back to my parked car.
Well pissed off so went on-line again on the handy mobile. 2nd choice was Emma Beauty (Latino yeah right) another fucking Romanian liar as it turns out.
Anyway, I rang Emma and she answered pretty quickly. My questions went something like :- What time are you finishing? Is French Kissing okay in 30 min booking? Both questions were answered positively, so I wanted to double check location. Are you in Chelmsford (AW said so) To be told, No I am in Southend, I think you just came and met my friend !

So I said again Are you sure French Kissing is okay? Yes Baby it's fine with me.
So walked back to the flat to be let in by Emma. Looked okay, but not as fit as in her photos.
Taken back to the same basic bedroom. French Kissing check again prior to handing over cash - yes it's okay baby. £60 and I parted company. I went for a pee she deposited cash. Back to the room and we both strip off.
Almost immediate grabbed the old chap and started yanking it then on with condom and oral with. Played with her back to be told "That tickles" = Romanian for I don't like that very much.
She gets the old fella erect and says you go on top !!

WTF happened to foreplay?
She laid down I kissed her small but acceptable boobs and went in for a kiss ....................
You guessed it guys, she turned her face away and said on the cheek or neck is ok, but not on mouth. I reminded her of our very recent conversation and she said she doesn't kiss on mouth. What a bitch. so there is nothing else for it but to get in and out without losing my rag.
Stuck the covered old fella inside her, gently and slowly she requests as I'm told I'm big !
So I did the best I could in the shitty circumstances, blew my load. On the positive side, she did let me have a few baby wipes to clean myself up with

Whilst dressing I asked why they lie about French Kissing, seemed to be a bit of a language barrier.
Sorry for the essay above.
Short version - met 2 Romanian girls - both lied - should have known better and fucked off to Colchester or saved my money for another day.
Better luck to you guys.
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