Author Topic: Herbal Clinic - CrickleWood  (Read 527 times)

Offline TheBeast

After sometime I had a chance of getting some massage done. After seeing some reviews; I thought I will go there.

Comms: Called them and was answered right away and easy booking via phone. Since I read here that there was a Brazilian girl who did a good job so I asked if she is available and I was told she is.

Location: This could be a problem for some as it's on a busy high street. Once you enter - the area is very enclosed and dark.

Room: Very small with sink, shower, massage table - all cramped in.

Masseuse: I was asked who I wanted and I repeated the Brazilian. After few mins - a blonde came in which puts me in doubt that she was Brazilian.
She was over weight, no ass but decent rack.Looks were ok.

Service: Since I opted for 45 mins massage,paid £45. The massage it self was really crap. All soft touches and NO Cc or reach under whatsoever.I then asked for extras so settled on B2B with HR for £50. B2B was equally bad. Although I managed to suck her breasts but there was nothing else on the table. No kiss, no touching and all I felt was her just literally humping my chest with her belly.
Was awful.
£95 down the drain with no massage, crappy B2B and a robotic HR.
Not sure if I would return. If I do, certainly won't ask for the Brazilian.

Offline Biggie6969

I think there is a Brazilian Mari who is decent
poor English
polish ana is nice blonde

Offline Kensingtonboy

I don’t usually chime in to other people’s reviews but I do have to say I’m so disappointed with Herbal Clinic recently.  This place used to be my go to and I’ve spent loads over the years on some top rank girls.  It does seem however now that prices are up, quality is down.  I don’t think I’ll be going back until I see a few positive reviews emerge then I might dip a toe back in.  Here’s hoping for a turnaround

Offline LLPunting

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Why ask for a girl by nationality?   :dash:  They'll probably lie about her being around and just sub in whoever, especially Herbal Clinic.