Author Topic: Lina at Taplink - N16 (Upper Clapton)  (Read 1162 times)

Offline tantraman

Thanks to intel from PCB …

For those who know/don't know this is Joanna & D's/ Joanna & Daniella's of Chingford operation - was also known as 'Massage Chingford' but I think all associated websites are offline.

… I was made aware that this erstwhile Joanna & D outfit was now organised via a handy Taplink weblink. From the ‘day1’ roster, I knew there was a location near Stamford Hill, where I had some business last month … I thus managed to coincide said business with Lina's business.


Links:

The mobile number is via this Gumtree ad …

External Link/Members Only

Hidden Image/Members Only

The daily roster of SPs and their locations is via …

External Link/Members Only

… and by either clicking on an SP’s photo or by replacing the ‘day1’ path in the URL with an SP's name, you see the SP’s gallery, e.g. …

External Link/Members Only



Logistics:

All done via text; my initial enquiry yielded an auto-reply …

Hi

I offer classic and sensual massage done with warm oil in atmosphere of relaxing music and peaceful ambience

Classic full body massage is 70
For hour session

Naturist massage using forearms and hands lomi-lomi style is 100

Tantric sensual b2b 120

Shower and massage table available. Free parking

… and the nude lomi-lomi session tickled my fancy for a £100, having had chance to ogle Lina’s photos already. I confirmed a booking in the morning for an afternoon slot … easy.


Location:

This is a ground floor two bedroom flat, which is in an estate on the corner of a residential road … it’s a 10min walk north of Clapton Station; parking is free outside controlled hours of 1000-1200. It is a discreet venue, offset from the road … no-one will see you cum and go.

Both bedrooms have a massage table, so I guess there can be two SPs working here at the same time. Only Lina was there on my visit, and the bedroom we used was spacious and set-up nicely for relaxing massage … central solid massage table, well-laid … standing mirror along one side … dim-lit and scented. The bathroom was basic, but there was plentiful shampoo and shower gel.


Looks:

Lina is the SP in the Taplink photos below …

Hidden Image/Members Only  Hidden Image/Members Only

… standing 5’6” with curvaceous Size 10-12 frame, busting bosom and fulsome fundament, but also a bit of a belly that she holds in for a photo. Lina had a GND face, and would be more attractive if she smiled a bit more … her expression was rather dour, if not almost RBF.

Lina is probably mid-30s at least, and hails from Poland … she speaks good English, but ain’t much of a conversationalist.


Services:

After buzzing me through the main entrance, Lina opened her flat’s front door that was straight before me, and I ducked in. Pleasantries exchanged … £100 handed over … and I was quickly nude and prone and splayed on the table.

With my face embedded in the hole, Lina oiled me up and got going with her hands and forearms, as per the long and sinewy strokes and swirls of lomi-lomi massage. This was all very well, but I was aching to feel some of her nakedness against me, especially those tremendous tits, but there were only hands and forearms all over … I soon realized that this was not B2B, and wished I'd thus opted for £70 session, which wouldn’t have been unduly titillating. Anyway, I got in to chill mode and relaxed in the remainder of the worthy massage in prone position.

On turn-over, at probably just over half-time, I now could see Lina’s lovely boobies and juicy butt. As Lina oiled my frontage and only used hands and forerams over my chest, stomach and thighs, I simply closed my eyes in order not to be tantalised by the lack of oily contact with her naked body. But as Lina started to centre her massage around my erection and balls, my left hand couldn’t but help reach up her bare right thigh to squeeze her ample right buttcheek … as Lina delved into double-handed lingam massage, my left hand wandered higher to fondle her right side-boob, although I sensed her limit further access as she busily wanked me up to an end … I soon enough off-loaded, and Lina continued her handiwork til my balls were emptied.

After wet-wiping her hands and then my tackle, there was no post-cum reverie, as Lina promptly offered me a shower … I got the cue, washed up, dressed up and was out by 58mins all done … feeling a tad short-changed, as I sloped off the estate.


Conclusion:

Although Lina’s lomi-lomi massage was good, there was no real bonus to her being naked at the same time, because “Naturist massage” is not B2B … I don’t know why I thought it would be. In any case, I can't see “Tantric sensual B2B” being much fun with this one, and I defo shan’t be finding out for £120/hr. Her HR was good though, and so there’s chance I'd return for the “Classic full body massage”, which would seem worth it for £70/hr. With all this um-ing and ah-ing though, Lina can only be Neutral.

« Last Edit: August 19, 2024, 02:09:31 am by tantraman »

Offline juzz

There is a link at the bottom of most pages on External Link/Members Only. It is called 'TAPME' - see External Link/Members Only

Rather like Alice and the bottle saying 'Drink Me', I clicked. It links to a url shortener called nnm.by (a Belarus version of tinyurl.com or go.gl). This in turn refers to the Met Police homepage (External Link/Members Only).

This of course means that the Met Police web-site will be accruing info in their logs saying that people have come to the site via External Link/Members Only (and maybe External Link/Members Only depending on what nnm.by does with referrers) along with the user's IP address and other info. The question has to be asked - who created the short-link and put a link to it on External Link/Members Only ?

Presumably, the person with control of External Link/Members Only put the link on there - it's unlikely, but not impossible that it's a hack. I wonder what is going on? I can't see it being the police doing this on a Belarus site, but it quite a surprise seeing their homepage pop-up.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2024, 11:55:59 pm by juzz »

Offline tantraman

... in turn refers to the Met Police homepage ...

Yeah, I was wondering how the Fuzz popped up on my desktop :scare: ... what on Earth is the gain for linking to that site?!? :unknown:

Offline gamebred

Similar to my review of Lina, cracking body but apparent that her heart not really in the job. The reason that makes the most sense is she probably has a family so having to wank off customers is the last thing she'd want to do. Agree that she should smile more but wants her feelings to be known i guess.