Bella, Well Health Southwark.

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Wednesday afternoon, the usual shtick. I asked if Julie or Tina or Emma were available but she said only Bella and Yu Yu were available. I remembered reading some good reviews here of Bella so payed the mamasan £35 for 30min and off she took me to a room and called her name.

Undressing, birthday suite, knock on the door, Bella enters. She's a big girl. The best description I can come with is she looks like the mamasan daughter but way taller. I was quite disappointed but due to remembering the good reviews here I thought "fuck it" she must be somewhat good.

Massage started, fingers lightly on my back, she knows why I'm there for. No time wasted and she's whispering to my ears if I want extras.
Agreed blow job for £50 as I just didn't fancy shagging her.

Her technic is too light and shallow for me to enjoy. Switching to HJ and I'm still not feeling it.

But then I made the biggest mistake I ever did. I asked if it's OK to kiss ( tongue action usually helps me get aroused).

I have no idea what she was eating before, but it was the most disgusting flavour I ever tasted. That seriously killed it for me. Jesus I can still taste it when I'm writing this review.

I couldn't finish. It's quite a first for me.

Got dressed, left and had a very long discussion in my brain about what the fuck did I just spend my money about.

But hey, You win some, you loose some.


This time I definitely lost.

Peace.

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Well Health at Waterloo / Southwark has gone downhill big time in the past couple of years. I used to visit until about a year ago and then after a couple of really crap 'massages' I decided to never visit again. The woman were getting ever older, out of shape, lazy and even bad at the basic HJs. And with the annoying upsell, soon as you say "only a HJ" they lose interest and service drops off a cliff.

I walk past it often when I'm in the area and it looks dead now, with good ol' mamasan staring out into the street hoping someone is going to pay a visit. I was in the area just this week and wasn't tempted at all to visit this shitehole.... instead I found an independent and had an amazing time (review left). There's also Thais (she's reviewed several times on UKP) who isn't that far, and I'd much rather see her than another grumpy frumpy old Chinese woman at Well Health.